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    The hysterics over this vampire movie are creepy.

    The news just told me there is some new vampire movie coming out. They showed interviews of slobbering, married, overweight, probably LDS women that hadn't been this excited about a man without a shirt on since..well..forever.

    The giddiness...the anticipation... It's like some group psychosis.

    It was creepy seeing this middle aged, fat, probably LDS mothers talking as if they were groupies of an 80's rock band back in the day.

    Of course, if the roles were reversed and these were fat, married, middle aged LDS men that were being interviewed and were slobbering and gawking over some movie with a scantily clad teenage girl, then they'd all be labelled pigs and called creepy.

    Well, these women are creepy. And they are pigs.

    I thank the stars that my wife couldn't force herself to finish those books. She started one and said it was ridiculous and put it down. She's no prude, but she knows a crappy book when she sees one.

    Thank you for indulging this post-local 10 o'clock news rant.
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    The craze is really no different for the release of Star Wars movies, Harry Potter or anything else. I'm proud to say that I've not been caught up in the excitement of any movie, though if a new Strange Brew film is announced, I'll be in line for tickets months before the release.
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    • #3
      It's not any different than guys going all gaga over a car movie, like Fast and the Furious or Gone in Sixty Seconds. And BOTH those movies have scantily clad women all throughout the movie!

      I'll admit, the first movie did suck...second one was much better.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
        Of course, if the roles were reversed and these were fat, married, middle aged LDS men that were being interviewed and were slobbering and gawking over some movie with a scantily clad teenage girl, then they'd all be labelled pigs and called creepy.
        Ever heard of Megan Fox?
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

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        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #5
          If I'm ever asked to give a talk on porn in sacrament meeting (FMCoug can attest this does happen) then I'm going to base my talk around the Twilight series.

          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • #6
            Dear Baffled Men whose Wives Love Twilight,

            You guys don't get it. Twilight is the anti-porn. This is why it appeals to so many LDS women.

            Here's the synopsis: Ever-young, always handsome vampire falls in love with human woman. He passionately views her as his eternal soul mate (since he lives forever), but his physical urges for her can never come to fruition, because if he gets too close, his lust to drink her blood will overcome him. His overpowering love for her prevents him from having carnal knowledge of her.

            Voila. He will be eternally in passionate throes of love for her, but she'll never have to put out. And because his lust will never be slaked, he will always feel a deep abiding passion for her. She will never have to worry about him wandering astray.

            Cause nothin' says 'I love you' like 'you'll never have to sleep with me.'

            Hugs & Kisses,

            KL

            PS: My analysis of Cloverfield is even better.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
              The news just told me there is some new vampire movie coming out.
              Like told you directly? Does Dick Nourse have your cell phone number?
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post

                PS: My analysis of Cloverfield is even better.
                Do tell...
                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                  Do tell...
                  Yeah KL, don't leave us hanging.

                  And how does your interpretation of TWILIGHT incorporate the hot, bruises-the-morning-after, vampire lovin' of the final book?
                  Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                  None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                  I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                  --Portland Ute

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                    Dear Baffled Men whose Wives Love Twilight,

                    You guys don't get it. Twilight is the anti-porn. This is why it appeals to so many LDS women.

                    Here's the synopsis: Ever-young, always handsome vampire falls in love with human woman. He passionately views her as his eternal soul mate (since he lives forever), but his physical urges for her can never come to fruition, because if he gets too close, his lust to drink her blood will overcome him. His overpowering love for her prevents him from having carnal knowledge of her.

                    Voila. He will be eternally in passionate throes of love for her, but she'll never have to put out. And because his lust will never be slaked, he will always feel a deep abiding passion for her. She will never have to worry about him wandering astray.

                    Cause nothin' says 'I love you' like 'you'll never have to sleep with me.'

                    Hugs & Kisses,

                    KL

                    PS: My analysis of Cloverfield is even better.
                    This. A Thousand Times This.

                    However, if women are this happy about not "having" to have sex with their 'lover' then they're doing it wrong.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      Dear Baffled Men whose Wives Love Twilight,

                      You guys don't get it. Twilight is the anti-porn. This is why it appeals to so many LDS women.

                      Here's the synopsis: Ever-young, always handsome vampire falls in love with human woman. He passionately views her as his eternal soul mate (since he lives forever), but his physical urges for her can never come to fruition, because if he gets too close, his lust to drink her blood will overcome him. His overpowering love for her prevents him from having carnal knowledge of her.

                      Voila. He will be eternally in passionate throes of love for her, but she'll never have to put out. And because his lust will never be slaked, he will always feel a deep abiding passion for her. She will never have to worry about him wandering astray.

                      Cause nothin' says 'I love you' like 'you'll never have to sleep with me.'

                      Hugs & Kisses,

                      KL

                      PS: My analysis of Cloverfield is even better.
                      Am I supposed to translate this as "Twilight fangirls are frigid, and I should be thankful my wife is not one"?
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • #12
                        Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia
                        "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                        "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                          Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia
                          Well, these are choices we all have to make eventually.
                          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                          --Portland Ute

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                            Well, these are choices we all have to make eventually.
                            I'm dying here.


                            Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                            Am I supposed to translate this as "Twilight fangirls are frigid, and I should be thankful my wife is not one"?
                            Another possibility: This is a "safe" fantasy that good mormon wives can engage in without worrying about it moving to any real physical commitment.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                              I'm dying here.




                              Another possibility: This is a "safe" fantasy that good mormon wives can engage in without worrying about it moving to any real physical commitment.
                              Translated: My wife wants to cheat on me, but only emotionally so she doesn't get in trouble with the Authorities.
                              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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