Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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Traffic control in rural Idaho:
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Where were you? I think I have seen that sign before."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
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A friend sent it to me.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Wait a second - is that a man boob?Originally posted by landpoke View Post
My three year old daughter holding a tarantula, something she did not once, not twice but thrice (and also something her older brother and her father were not willing to do.)If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
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If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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I want to say that it is on a road between Downey and Preston, but its been 8 years since I lived up there so the memory is a little foggy.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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I think it's a knee.Originally posted by SoCalCoug View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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Ah the 16th St. Mall. My favorite memory of that place is the "Whisper Lady." She was a well dressed panhandler who would approach you and quietly say something that you couldn't quite catch. When you asked her what she said she'd hit you up for money.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwardsComment
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Taken a few minutes ago in Nob Hill, looking east towards Union Square:
Looking southeast towards South Beach and the ballpark:
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The view from office the other day, along side the Ohio River.I'm your huckleberry.
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I showed up for a deposition today at this firm. Too bad my client no-showed, as I didn't really get to see if Mr. Moran lives up to his name. As for the sign, there are so many subtle things that I didn't notice initially which make it even better. Maybe some day I'l be lucky enough to work for MLF. I'll be the paralegals are hot, anyway.
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I know how much you like hot secretaries that get by on their looks.Get confident, stupid
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Bendavid? What kind of name is that? His parents must have been grade-A morans.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostI showed up for a deposition today at this firm. Too bad my client no-showed, as I didn't really get to see if Mr. Moran lives up to his name. As for the sign, there are so many subtle things that I didn't notice initially which make it even better. Maybe some day I'l be lucky enough to work for MLF. I'll be the paralegals are hot, anyway.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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That sign must have been designed by the Warner Tucker and Frank ad agency. Is Moran one guys first name and the other guy's last name?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostI showed up for a deposition today at this firm. Too bad my client no-showed, as I didn't really get to see if Mr. Moran lives up to his name. As for the sign, there are so many subtle things that I didn't notice initially which make it even better. Maybe some day I'l be lucky enough to work for MLF. I'll be the paralegals are hot, anyway.
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It must be Moran, Brandon, Bendavid, and Moran. Either way, they're all morans.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Nobody does political commentary like the Mtn. Loop Hwy!
Get confident, stupid
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