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  • #931
    My wife and daughters and their girlfriends find this blogpost hilarious, but at least some their husbands don't seem to think it is. I think it's really funny, so perhaps I have some gender identity issues.

    Some coarse, but superbly executed, language...

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    • #932
      Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
      My wife and daughters and their girlfriends find this blogpost hilarious, but at least some their husbands don't seem to think it is. I think it's really funny, so perhaps I have some gender identity issues.

      Some coarse, but superbly executed, language...
      If I were Victor, I'd keep the chicken and toss the woman.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #933
        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        My wife and daughters and their girlfriends find this blogpost hilarious, but at least some their husbands don't seem to think it is. I think it's really funny, so perhaps I have some gender identity issues.

        Some coarse, but superbly executed, language...
        That was indeed a laugh out loud read. Gracias, Don Sabio.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #934
          Tonight we ate pasta with peas and olives. My oldest noted that it had been a while since we ate "boogers." At first I thought she meant "burgers" but she said, "No, I mean boogers, you know, round and green." Then the light went on. Sometimes we eat a similar pasta dish with olives and capers. In Italian "cappero" means both caper and is a slang term for booger.
          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
          Alessandro Manzoni

          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

          pelagius

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          • #935
            I bowled a 170 last night.
            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
            -Turtle
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            • #936
              Originally posted by Surfah View Post
              I bowled a 170 last night.
              Great job! I once bowled over 200. That was a crazy night.

              Onto to my random thought. I occasionally watch the old TV show, Mission Impossible. It seems like every third episode involves a plot where Rollin Hand (Martin Landau) impersonates someones else who looks exactly like him and who is, of course, played by Martin Landau. There must have been a lot of people running around the world looking like Martin Landau back in the late 60s and early 70s.
              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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              • #937
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                My wife and daughters and their girlfriends find this blogpost hilarious, but at least some their husbands don't seem to think it is. I think it's really funny, so perhaps I have some gender identity issues.

                Some coarse, but superbly executed, language...
                No, that's funny stuff PAC (at least the story about the towels). But I wonder about the future of a marriage where the wife calls the husband "asshole." I had a BiL who did that with his wife. Not pretty.

                Anyway, still very funny.
                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                • #938
                  Greetings from the Duke Raleigh Medical Center sleep lab.
                  Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                  • #939
                    Originally posted by Tim View Post
                    Greetings from the Duke Raleigh Medical Center sleep lab.
                    $20 says you end up with a CPAP if you don't already have one...

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                    • #940
                      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                      $20 says you end up with a CPAP if you don't already have one...
                      This is my second appointment, the one in which I'll be fitted with my CPAP. It's sitting on the counter right ever there and they'll be in again an hour from now to set me up.
                      Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                      • #941
                        Originally posted by Tim View Post
                        This is my second appointment, the one in which I'll be fitted with my CPAP. It's sitting on the counter right ever there and they'll be in again an hour from now to set me up.
                        Get ready to wake up without a headache. The only part that sucks is they're going to wake you up at like five in the morning. If they give you the option, ask for the nose pillow mask, and not the one that presses into your forehead and the bridge of your nose. It will rub blisters. The nose pillows are much easier, and don't block your vision if you want to watch tv.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • #942
                          4 hours into dog-sitting for a week and the dog has peed on the floor multiple times and bitten my older daughter. My wife is going to get me a shock collar when I start offering to help people out.
                          I have nothing else to say at this time.

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                          • #943
                            Originally posted by Parrot Head View Post
                            4 hours into dog-sitting for a week and the dog has peed on the floor multiple times and bitten my older daughter. My wife is going to get me a shock collar when I start offering to help people out.
                            You're Southern; you know what to do.
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • #944
                              Originally posted by Parrot Head View Post
                              4 hours into dog-sitting for a week and the dog has peed on the floor multiple times and bitten my older daughter. My wife is going to get me a shock collar when I start offering to help people out.
                              Crazy. I just dropped out dog off at the dog sitter's house, a full week before I leave.
                              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                              • #945
                                What's a good pose for a dachshund when I arrange the work with the taxidermist?
                                I have nothing else to say at this time.

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