Random Thoughts Thread

[BigFatMeanie]

I have been wondering... Is Georgie Peorgie gay or straight?

I contend that he's straight but he's a pansy. He kissed the girls so that supports my contention that he's straight. The girls cried when he kissed them so it's probable that Georgie Porgie is quite ugly. The fact that he ran away when the boys came out to play also supports my theory of him being straight. Consider the following: if he were gay he wouldn't run away when the boys came out to play; he would have stayed and watched instead. But he did run away so that means he's a pansy.

Straight pansy. QED.

[TripletDaddy]

The capital of culture borrowing from Mormons. Who's got culture now?

lol SeattleUte eating at the Louvre.

I bet he also had dinner at that sandwich place underneath the Eiffel Tower.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I contend that he's straight but he's a pansy. He kissed the girls so that supports my contention that he's straight. The girls cried when he kissed them so it's probable that Georgie Porgie is quite ugly. The fact that he ran away when the boys came out to play also supports my theory of him being straight. Consider the following: if he were gay he wouldn't run away when the boys came out to play; he would have stayed and watched instead. But he did run away so that means he's a pansy.

Straight pansy. QED.

Hmm... That's a solid theory.

[Jacob]

Today I'm reminded of why I didn't like being a lawyer. I have to pretend to be one today and prepare an opinion letter for the closing of a real estate loan I am a party to. I don't think I can make it through all these loan documents without my eyes glazing over, or wanting to shoot myself in the head. I don't know how you guys do it. I was a terrible lawyer. And now, I represent myself. Yes, I know how the saying goes. But the man who pays a lawyer to draft an opinion letter is an even bigger fool.

[MarkGrace]

Today I'm reminded of why I didn't like being a lawyer. I have to pretend to be one today and prepare an opinion letter for the closing of a real estate loan I am a party to. I don't think I can make it through all these loan documents without my eyes glazing over, or wanting to shoot myself in the head. I don't know how you guys do it. I was a terrible lawyer. And now, I represent myself. Yes, I know how the saying goes. But the man who pays a lawyer to draft an opinion letter is an even bigger fool.

We used to have an emoticon for that.

[Brian]

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I don't think any neighbor could say, "He seemed like such a normal guy. I don't know how he could have done that."

[falafel]

There's something very disturbing about that picture.

[Jeff Lebowski]

This year's stats for incoming freshmen at BYU:

Median ACT score: 28.8
Median GPA: 3.9
22% were in the top 5 in their graduating class in HS. Not top 5%, top 5 in class rank.

[imanihonjin]

This year's stats for incoming freshmen at BYU:

Median ACT score: 28.8
Median GPA: 3.9
22% were in the top 5 in their graduating class in HS. Not top 5%, top 5 in class rank.

Crap, I have 8-9 years before my oldest will be college age. The odds of my kids being able to go to BYU are looking pretty long.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

It's safe to say that my mother-in-law out did herself with this year's birthday present.

[imanihonjin]

It's safe to say that my mother-in-law out did herself with this year's birthday present.

DDD, are you interested in the middle pair? Those are some pretty solid Trojan socks if you ask me.

[Applejack]

This year's stats for incoming freshmen at BYU:

Median ACT score: 28.8
Median GPA: 3.9
22% were in the top 5 in their graduating class in HS. Not top 5%, top 5 in class rank.

Those are astoundingly good numbers. You guys can make fun of BYU as not a "real" university all you want, but you can't deny that the school gets really smart students.

[YOhio]

Those are astoundingly good numbers. You guys can make fun of BYU as not a "real" university all you want, but you can't deny that the school gets really smart students.

Tell this to your people. They're the ones who are really critical of BYU and its students. Unfairly so, IMO.

[old_gregg]

This year's stats for incoming freshmen at BYU:

Median ACT score: 28.8
Median GPA: 3.9
22% were in the top 5 in their graduating class in HS. Not top 5%, top 5 in class rank.

that is pretty impressive.

[falafel]

Crap, I have 8-9 years before my oldest will be college age. The odds of my kids being able to go to BYU are looking pretty long.

Yep, my kids are going to have to go the summer enrollment route (is that still a thing?)