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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21137
    #3601
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    The only guy less respectable than a spray deodorant guy is a clear gel deodorant guy. #sjbh
    As a clear gel deodorant guy, this sounds about right.

    I usually get the Gillette package from Costco but my wife picked up some Right Guard at the grocery store for me when I was running low recently. Either the Right Guard is a much stronger scent, or I've just grown accustomed to Gillette. Or maybe both.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25266
        #3602
        Clear gel? Seriously? I mean, I guess the 90s are back in other ways, but c'mon fellas. The pits of your Gs must be as yellow as the summer corn.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69674
            #3603
            I am allergic to deodorant. After a few days, my pits get sore and itchy. I have tried just about every brand under the sun, including the hypoallergenic ones. No luck.

            Fortunately, I rarely get smelly pits.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Pelado
                Bald not naked
                • Sep 2010
                • 21137
                #3604
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                Clear gel? Seriously? I mean, I guess the 90s are back in other ways, but c'mon fellas. The pits of your Gs must be as yellow as the summer corn.
                The label says it doesn't stain clothes, so my Gs are probably fine.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37973
                    #3605
                    Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                    As a clear gel deodorant guy, this sounds about right.

                    I usually get the Gillette package from Costco but my wife picked up some Right Guard at the grocery store for me when I was running low recently. Either the Right Guard is a much stronger scent, or I've just grown accustomed to Gillette. Or maybe both.
                    Both these brands are offensive.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37973
                        #3606
                        Recently tried Harry's antiperspirant/deodorant. Like it so far. Give me all the aluminum.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21137
                            #3607
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Both these brands are offensive.
                            That may help explain why people don't like to be around me.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                              • BigFatMeanie
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 7111
                                #3608
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                I am allergic to deodorant. After a few days, my pits get sore and itchy. I have tried just about every brand under the sun, including the hypoallergenic ones. No luck.

                                Fortunately, I rarely get smelly pits.
                                Are you sure? Maybe you're just nose-blind because you've lived with your stink for so long? Just sayin...

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                                  • Jeff Lebowski
                                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 69674
                                    #3609
                                    Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post

                                    Are you sure? Maybe you're just nose-blind because you've lived with your stink for so long? Just sayin...
                                    I happen to live with one of the most smell-conscious people on the planet.
                                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                      • Uncle Ted
                                        The Big 12 money shot.
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 28853
                                        #3610
                                        Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                                        The label says it doesn't stain clothes, so my Gs are probably fine.
                                        Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote tan color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                                        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                                        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                                        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                          • Pelado
                                            Bald not naked
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 21137
                                            #3611
                                            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post

                                            Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote tan color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                                            Or, continue not paying much attention to my Gs.
                                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                            - Goatnapper'96

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                                              • Bo Diddley
                                                Senior
                                                • Jul 2012
                                                • 18785
                                                #3612
                                                Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post

                                                Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote brown color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                                                FIFY

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                                                  • Moliere
                                                    One man.....one pie
                                                    • Oct 2009
                                                    • 27875
                                                    #3613
                                                    Whoopi Goldberg might be dumber than AOC
                                                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                                                      • clackamascoug
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2009
                                                        • 9709
                                                        #3614
                                                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                                                        Whoopi Goldberg might be dumber than AOC
                                                        Who's your "got it" person in the media - the one you trust 100% - and fanboy over?

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                                                          • falafel
                                                            loves to talk on things
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 37973
                                                            #3615
                                                            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post

                                                            Who's your "got it" person in the media - the one you trust 100% - and fanboy over?
                                                            Ha ha. Good point.
                                                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                                                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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