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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21088

    #391
    Originally posted by swampfrog View Post
    This is betterbidenAndCarter-2.jpg
    The most surprising thing about this picture is that both of Joe's hands are closer to him than to the woman he's posing next to.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • Copelius
      Maker of eyeballs
      • Dec 2012
      • 4027

      #392
      Originally posted by Pelado View Post

      The most surprising thing about this picture is that both of Joe's hands are closer to him than to the woman he's posing next to.
      She is 93. I seem to remember him liking them a bit younger.
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      Last edited by Copelius; 05-04-2021, 10:28 PM.
      “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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      • Pelado
        Bald not naked
        • Sep 2010
        • 21088

        #393
        I have wept in the night At my shortness of sight That to others' needs made me blind, But I never have yet Had a twinge of regret For being a little too kind. C.R. Gibson




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        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • Pelado
          Bald not naked
          • Sep 2010
          • 21088

          #394
          The post you're looking for could not be found or may have been deleted.




          Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • chrisrenrut
            Strikes and Gutters
            • Jul 2009
            • 2260

            #395

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            • clackamascoug
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 9709

              #396
              My wife shared this tweet she saw recently.

              Why do they call it a "restroom" - when yesterday - I was fighting for my life in there.

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37869

                #397


                This response from Frontier is hilarious.

                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Northwestcoug
                  Cocked and Loaded
                  • May 2011
                  • 17920

                  #398
                  How many actors with small roles on 'Miami Vice' do you remember? I guarantee you there were many more than you think.



                  Great thread.

                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                  - SeattleUte

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                  • swampfrog
                    Social Distance Warrior
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 2267

                    #399
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post


                    This response from Frontier is hilarious.

                    From the flight attendant in question. [edit: not the flight attendant, should have clicked through to the actual Youtube clip]

                    Last edited by swampfrog; 08-05-2021, 05:21 PM.

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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69464

                      #400
                      Originally posted by swampfrog View Post

                      From the flight attendant in question.

                      That's fake too, but still funny.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • swampfrog
                        Social Distance Warrior
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 2267

                        #401
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                        That's fake too, but still funny.
                        I was just about to update that, but it is funny.

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                        • Moliere
                          One man.....one pie
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 27796

                          #402
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • All-American
                            Right, as Usual
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 15638

                            #403
                            Jeez, it was RotJ, not Star Wars.
                            τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                            • Commando
                              Explosivo
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 20748

                              #404
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              oh my gosh. I don't think I've ever cringed so violently. Was he trying to be funny? Why did he scream like that?
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Commando
                                Explosivo
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 20748

                                #405
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                                That's fake too, but still funny.
                                I don't care. I want to believe.
                                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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