Ouch!

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/16/andre-johnson-severs-penis_n_5162720.html?cps=gravity

A rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan is in an L.A. area hospital after allegedly attempting suicide by cutting off his penis and jumping from a second floor balcony...

...Two members of Northstar who live in the same apartment building said Johnson cut off his penis and leaped without warning, according to Fox News. By the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.
The musicians told TMZ they hadn't used "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."

[YOhio]

This should have been posted in the Blink Blink What thread.

[pelagius]

This should have been posted in the Blink Blink What thread.

I was thinking the microscope thread.

[TripletDaddy]

This should have been posted in the Blink Blink What thread.

I was thinking the microscope thread.

you two can take your shenanigans somewhere else. not interested!

[old_gregg]

I was thinking the microscope thread.

...affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan...

wrong

[YOhio]

I was thinking the microscope thread.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Maybe he was upset about the plan for only selling one copy of their new album.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomal...-secret-album/

[myboynoah]

I just don't get people sometimes. Why would he cut off his own penis? Very strange.

[creekster]

I just don't get people sometimes. Why would he cut off his own penis? Very strange.

Maybe he just got tired of everyone kicking against the pricks.

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.hngn.com/articles/29661/20140424/arrested-woman-hid-loaded-gun-vagina-police.htm

Tennessee police say they found a gun hidden inside a woman's genitalia during a routine search by a female officer after she was arrested. The gun was fully loaded.

[Blueintheface]

[Bo Diddley]

I used to work at the prison. Inmates would keister things frequently to smuggle them inside. One day an officer found some tobacco keister packs. Rather than confiscate them, he tainted them with Ben Gay ointment. Later that night, an inmate was sent to the infirmary with severe internal burns. Such a story is too good to keep to yourself, so you have to tell others what you did. Pretty soon the administration found out who indirectly injured the inmate, and gave him two weeks off without pay. Money well spent, no doubt.

[old_gregg]

http://www.hngn.com/articles/29661/2...ina-police.htm

[cowboy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ml?cps=gravity

Maybe he was trying to commit suicide by bleeding to death. I took reproductive physiology during the Lorena Bobbitt trial, and we were taught that an erect penis has so much blood in it and going to it that a person would bleed out in a matter of minutes if it were severed. I filed that knowledge in case I was ever subjected to a prison rape.

[TripletDaddy]

http://fox13now.com/2014/05/23/jury-acquits-formers-lds-branch-president-accused-of-biting-mans-penis/

ouch!