Ouch!

[Commando]

Not his life anway....

[Commando]

Turn your TIC meter on, Jefe!

[Dwight Schr-ute]

we dont know whether he was castrated, but castration isnt necessarily limited to complete severing. A loss of functionality in the testes would be sufficient. So it is quite possible that he was castrated after all those puncture wounds.

In my experience, we're going to have to wait out the next 12 weeks and his next 20 ejaculations before we can adequately determine that.

[Commando]

In my experience, we're going to have to wait out the next 12 weeks and his next 20 ejaculations before we can adequately determine that.

I could be wrong- maybe Breaking News Team already got to the bottom of this!

[YOhio]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/local/girls-eye-impaled-shoe-hook-wet-seal-dayton-mall/ng8Dw/

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/...tm_campaign=o1

23-year-old med student Sylwia Rajchel from Poland decided to take a break from her studies by vacationing in Spain. While on the ledge of the Puente de Triana, Rajchel tried to take a selfie. Unfortunately, she lost her footing and fell 15 feet, landing on concrete footing that is part of the bridge’s support system, reports the New York Post.

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.krmg.com/news/news/weird-news/video-man-walks-gas-station-iron-rod-stuck-his-hea/njr9b/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners1#__federated=1

With the rod sticking out of his head and blood gushing, Adam Armitage calmly walked into a gas station and asked for help.

While holding the rod in his head still, Armitage, explained he was attacked. He asked the clerk to call police and medical personnel.

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.kutv.com/news/features/national-news/stories/Cops-Florida-man-decapitates-mother-with-axe-because-she-was-quot-nagging-quot-him-about-putting-boxes-away-66947.shtml#.VUonx3BOKrX

According to Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri, Gomez hit his mother over the head with an axe, then cut her head off in the garage and dragged the body to the garbage outside the home.

According to deputies, Gomez was angry with his mother because she was "nagging" him about putting boxes away.

[smokymountainrain]

http://www.kutv.com/news/features/na...l#.VUonx3BOKrX

This opinion might piss off a lot of people, but I think he overreacted and there could have been a better way to handle her nagging. Plus, maybe the boxes really did need to be put away. SJBH.

Flame away!

[imanihonjin]

http://www.kutv.com/news/features/na...l#.VUonx3BOKrX

I could have told you that dude was an axe murderer just by looking at his picture.

[thesaint258]

Who's going to cut his hair now?

[TripletDaddy]

I could have told you that dude was an axe murderer just by looking at his picture.

you wouldnt know for sure

[Dwight Schr-ute]

http://www.kutv.com/news/features/na...l#.VUonx3BOKrX

I could have told you that dude was an axe murderer just by looking at his picture.

The key word in that story was "Florida."

[imanihonjin]

you wouldnt know for sure

Wrong. This was an easy one to spot.

[creekster]

Who's going to cut his hair now?

This reminds me of a funeral I went to a few years back. The deceased was a widow who was survived by her adult, middle-aged and single son, with whom she had lived. He gave the eulogy and said, quotes earnestly, that his biggest concern was not knowing who would make him a sandwich for lunch.