Get your boobies here...Mormon breast augmentation

[SoCalCoug]

Maybe we should dedicate a thread to smiles instead.

I miss her.

[wuapinmon]

I miss her.

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[byu71]

I miss her.

We can thank SU and his "PC" bull shit attitude for her not being around.

Yea, the same guy whose moniker has his weiner hanging out.

[RC Vikings]

Maybe we should dedicate a thread to smiles instead.

She always cheered up my day. She looks so happy.

[Uncle Ted]

This Time Mag article might deserve a thread of its own...

What Two Religions Tell Us About the Modern Dating Crisis

Believe it or not, the rise in Mormon breast implants and $100,000 Jewish dowries can explain why you're alone on Friday night
[...]
One of my web searches turned up a study from Trinity College’s American Religious Identification Survey (ARIS) on the demographics of Mormons. According to the ARIS study, there are now 150 Mormon women for every 100 Mormon men in the state of Utah—a 50 percent oversupply of women. On a lark, I emailed my friend Cynthia Bowman,* a devout Mormon who grew up in Salt Lake City and returns there often, and asked her whether Mormon sex ratios are as lopsided as the ARIS study claimed. [Editor’s note: “Cynthia Bowman” is a pseudonym, as are other names denoted with an asterisk. Some biographical details have been altered to hide their identities.]

Yes, she told me, the ratios are lopsided. And yes, Mormon men take full advantage. “They wait for the next, more perfect woman,” grumbled Bowman, a veterinarian in San Diego. Premarital sex remains taboo for Mormons, but the shortage of Mormon men was pushing some women over the brink. “There might actually be a more promiscuous dating culture than there otherwise would be in the Mormon culture because of this gap.”


Months later, still neck-deep in Mormon research, I got lucky again. I received an email from a hedge fund manager who wanted to talk to me about a job. I called back to thank him but explained I was busy writing a book. He asked what the book was about, and I wound up telling him about the Mormon marriage crisis.


“Wow,” he said, “that sounds a lot like the Shidduch Crisis.” I had never heard of it, but the Shidduch Crisis turned out to be a marriage crisis among Orthodox Jews remarkably similar to the one afflicting Mormons.


Both of these socially conservative communities are suffering from marriage crises that are testing not only their faiths but social norms as well. “You have no idea how big a problem this is,” said Tristen Ure Hunt, founder of the Mormon Matchmaker, a Salt Lake City dating agency.


Hunt, a 35-year-old who only recently got married herself, told me she has three times more single women than single men in her matchmaking database. She shared stories of devout Mormon women who wound up marrying outside the religion—officially known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints—simply because they had no other options. She has ten friends—“all good LDS girls!”—who gave up on finding a husband and decided to have children on their own. Said Hunt, “My heartstrings are pulled daily.”
[...]
The sex ratio is especially lopsided among Mormon singles. Many individual LDS churches—known as “wards”—are organized by marital status, with families attending different Sunday services from single people. Parley’s Seventh, one of Salt Lake City’s singles wards, had 429 women on its rolls in 2013 versus only 264 men, according to an article in the Salt Lake Tribune newspaper.


Kelly Blake* is painfully aware of the horrible odds. A single Mormon in her late thirties, Blake is a reporter for a Salt Lake City television station. When Blake attends singles events for Mormons, she said there are often two women for every one man. As a result, Blake rarely meets suitable men in these settings and often winds up spending most of her time chatting with other women. “I’ll go on a [Mormon] singles cruise and come away with no dates but all these incredible new girlfriends,” Blake 
told me.


The lopsided numbers encourage Mormon men to hold out for the perfect wife, Blake said. “I call it the paradox of choice,” she explained. “For men, there are so many choices that choices are not made. The dream for the Mormon man is to get married and have six kids. As he ages, his dream never changes. But when you’re a thirty-seven-year-old woman, you’ve already aged out of that dream.”
[...]
Single BYU men are keenly aware of the lopsided numbers, said Wheelwright, who is a leader of Ordain Women, a feminist organization seeking the appointment of women to the LDS priesthood. “In the dating market, the men have all the power,” Wheelwright said. “Men have all these options, and the women spend hours getting ready for dates because their eternal salvation and exultation depends on marrying a righteous, priesthood-holding man.”


To be sure, the Mormon dating scene at BYU—or in Utah in general—will never be confused with Sex and the City. As I said, premarital sex is still taboo for Mormons. Yet, just as Bowman suggested, the undersupply of men does seem to be loosening Mormon sexual mores. “At BYU, a lot of Mormons my age don’t consider oral sex to be sex,” said Wheelwright.

Psychologists Marcia Guttentag and Paul Secord argued in Too Many Women?— the pioneering book on lopsided gender ratios—that women are more likely to be treated as sex objects whenever men are scarce. That is precisely what Mormon women now experience.


“Women’s bodies are up for debate,” Wheelwright complained. Mormon men have become much more demanding about women’s looks, which in turn has made women obsessed with standing out from the competition. One consequence: A culture of plastic surgery has taken root among Mormon women.


“I have seen more outrageous boob jobs and facial plastic surgery in Utah than almost anywhere in the country—especially among Mormon women,” said Bowman. “They may claim chastity as a virtue overall, but that’s not stopping anyone from getting a set of double-Ds.”


Mormons rushing to get boob jobs may sound far-fetched, but Bowman’s assertion is supported by the leading consumer review site for cosmetic surgery, RealSelf.com. According to a 2011 RealSelf study, Salt Lake City residents did more searches for breast implants on the RealSelf website than residents of any other city. Moreover, a 2007 Forbes story labeled Salt Lake City “America’s Vainest City,” with four plastic surgeons for every 100,000 people, which was 2.5 times the national average. Salt Lake City residents also spent inordinate sums on beauty products—$2.2 million in 2006 on hair coloring and $6.9 million on cosmetics and skin care products, according to Forbes. By comparison, Oklahoma City, a city with a slightly larger population, spent $172,000 and $594,000, respectively.

In this cosmetic arms race, the big guns are Botox, liposuction, and breast augmentation. “There are so many attractive girls here, the guys get choosy,” explained Dr. Kimball Crofts, a Salt Lake City plastic surgeon. (He speaks from experience. Mormon himself, Crofts did not marry till his forties.) Crofts said his office has college-age women coming in for Botox injections. The day I interviewed him, Crofts had just finished a consultation with an attractive woman in her twenties seeking a breast augmentation: “She says to me, ‘I don’t want them too big, but my boyfriend would really like them bigger.’”
[...]

http://time.com/dateonomics/

[Pelado]

One of my friends (very wealthy) bought his wife an augmentation, then one week later was served divorce papers. This brought up a conversation about augmentation. My wife is of the opinion that mormon women who get augmentations are cheating on their spouse or are considering greener pastures. Totally a huge blanket statement there and she agrees that it is a little unfair. She cited case after case of our friends that made a compelling argument, however. I still don't agree. What are your thoughts? Any experiences?

via a galaxy s3 far far away

I have a friend that recently divorced. His ex got an augmentation about a year before.

[TripletDaddy]

Multiple women for each man? Get used to it, ladies!

[Green Monstah]

Most of my best LDS friends' wives have boob jobs. Only two [of the women] really "needed" one. They are all happily married.

[YOhio]

Multiple women for each man? Get used to it, ladies!

Isaiah prophesied it.

[Uncle Ted]

Most of my best LDS friends' wives have boob jobs. Only two really "needed" one. They are all happily married.

Where the two on the same women or different women? Being mismatched is definitely a good reason for needing one.

Did your LDS friends' wives get their boob jobs before they got married? The Time Mag article seems to imply that mormon women are getting boob jobs so they can find a good, LDS guy (that are, apparently, into bigger boobs). For the Jewish guys it is all about the size of the girl's dowry.

[Commando]

There are people that consider oral sex to be sex?

[byu71]

There are people that consider oral sex to be sex?

Yep, I had numerous youth leaders and even a couple of Bishops after I was married French kissing was a no-no.

[Donuthole]

Yep, I had numerous youth leaders and even a couple of Bishops after I was married French kissing was a no-no.

I love when byu71 gets so excited about a joke that he forgets to take the time to accurately express it. My late grandfather used to do this.

[byu71]

I love when byu71 gets so excited about a joke that he forgets to take the time to accurately express it. My late grandfather used to do this.

LOL, not so excited about the joke, but I really shouldn't be on here at all right now when I can be making millions. So I rush.

[TripletDaddy]

LOL, not so excited about the joke, but I really shouldn't be on here at all right now when I can be making millions. So I rush.

market is down right now in case you haven't heard. economy is terrible.