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Get your boobies here...Mormon breast augmentation
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It's all about volatility you dimwit."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I'm not sure. I'll ask.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostWhere the two on the same women or different women? Being mismatched is definitely a good reason for needing one.
Did your LDS friends' wives get their boob jobs before they got married? The Time Mag article seems to imply that mormon women are getting boob jobs so they can find a good, LDS guy (that are, apparently, into bigger boobs). For the Jewish guys it is all about the size of the girl's dowry.
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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Let me know how that conversations goes...Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostI'm not sure. I'll ask.
"Hey Steve, I have been talking with some people online about your wife's boobs..."
"Hey Steve, I have been thinking about your wife's breasts lately, and just wondered..."
"Hey Steve, your wife has a great rack. Did she get the upgrade pre or post marriage?""Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Of all the couples I know who are divorced, none of the women got a boob job before they split. Maybe that's saying something?Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Of all of the women I know who have had boob jobs, all of them got them after they were married. They're all still married. Maybe that's saying something too!Originally posted by pellegrino View PostOf all the couples I know who are divorced, none of the women got a boob job before they split. Maybe that's saying something?
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Its right there in the name!Originally posted by Commando View PostThere are people that consider oral sex to be sex?
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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IDefinitely the first. I wouldnt want them to think I'm thinking about their wives' ample bosoms. #awkwardOriginally posted by Sullyute View PostLet me know how that conversations goes...
"Hey Steve, I have been talking with some people online about your wife's boobs..."
"Hey Steve, I have been thinking about your wife's breasts lately, and just wondered..."
"Hey Steve, your wife has a great rack. Did she get the upgrade pre or post marriage?"Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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I just got a call yesterday, asking if someone from the local singles ward could take a few minutes at the beginning of EQ to talk to the young adult males, and basically sell the benefits of the singles ward. This jibes with the data from the article. It also would seem to be a great selling point to the young adult men.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostThis Time Mag article might deserve a thread of its own...
http://time.com/dateonomics/
According to the ARIS study, there are now 150 Mormon women for every 100 Mormon men in the state of Utah—a 50 percent oversupply of women.
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Especially if they are between 18-29 and live in Saratoga Springs, Payson, or Lehi... According to that inactive map thing there are 5.2 single women for every single man!Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostI just got a call yesterday, asking if someone from the local singles ward could take a few minutes at the beginning of EQ to talk to the young adult males, and basically sell the benefits of the singles ward. This jibes with the data from the article. It also would seem to be a great selling point to the young adult men."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Shaka can't seem to find them in that area.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostEspecially if they are between 18-29 and live in Saratoga Springs, Payson, or Lehi... According to that inactive map thing there are 5.2 single women for every single man!
Get confident, stupid
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I stand corrected. I guess all these teenagers are going to be looking down the barrel of some serious penalty box for their wanton Levi lovin' /simulated sex.Originally posted by falafel View PostIts right there in the name!
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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