WTF, Lowe's?

[TripletDaddy]

If your wife is happy with a can of cheese for X-mas, I say more power to you. I don't see a problem with it.

[Levin]

That's for her to use for his christmas present.

Why are you all being so cruel to Wuap? Weight jokes deserve every FU hurled at them.

Wuap -- answering so earnestly is only emboldening the bullies. But it shows you're a nice guy.

In the grand scheme of things, it's much better to have a cluttered carport and thoughtfully give your wife a treat for Christmas than it is to be an asshole.

Short is the time for mocking others in this life; too bad for those who mock that eternity is somewhat longer.

[Clark Addison]

Why are you all being so cruel to Wuap? Weight jokes deserve every FU hurled at them.

Wuap -- answering so earnestly is only emboldening the bullies. But it shows you're a nice guy.

In the grand scheme of things, it's much better to have a cluttered carport and thoughtfully give your wife a treat for Christmas than it is to be an asshole.

Short is the time for mocking others in this life; too bad for those who mock that eternity is somewhat longer.

I don't claim to know Wuap extremely well, but as one who has sat down and broken bread with him, I'll say that both those that revile him and those that defend him often misread his posts.

And often, in the words of Brother Bronco "That is by by design".

[wuapinmon]

If your wife is happy with a can of cheese for X-mas, I say more power to you. I don't see a problem with it.

I made the mistake in the first few years of our marriage of giving my wife fancy things for Christmas, only to find that she didn't use them or care for them. She is very easy to shop for. A box of Wheat Thins and a can of Easy Cheese in her stocking, and Mommawuap is very happy on Christmas morn. I do hope, however, that this will surprise her:

Wuap -- answering so earnestly is only emboldening the bullies. But it shows you're a nice guy.

In the grand scheme of things, it's much better to have a cluttered carport and thoughtfully give your wife a treat for Christmas than it is to be an asshole.

Short is the time for mocking others in this life; too bad for those who mock that eternity is somewhat longer.

Well, I've done my fair share of mocking in this life, so I'll be one of those who just whistles and walks away in John 8.

I don't claim to know Wuap extremely well, but as one who has sat down and broken bread with him, I'll say that both those that revile him and those that defend him often misread his posts.

And often, in the words of Brother Bronco "That is by by design".

Delicious fried Monte Cristo bread!

[Art Vandelay]

I made the mistake in the first few years of our marriage of giving my wife fancy things for Christmas, only to find that she didn't use them or care for them. She is very easy to shop for. A box of Wheat Thins and a can of Easy Cheese in her stocking, and Mommawuap is very happy on Christmas morn. I do hope, however, that this will surprise her:

I honestly have no idea what that is a picture of. It looks like a piece of asphalt wrapped with rubber super low girt sandpaper.

[wuapinmon]

I honestly have no idea what that is a picture of. It looks like a piece of asphalt wrapped with rubber super low girt sandpaper.

It's a graphite rod knife block.

[Flystripper]

Aside from the grammar and spelling errors that make this sentence mostly incoherent, it seems to be saying one of two things:

1. You were at Target WITHOUT your wife on Black Friday.

2. You were at Target WITH your wife on Black Friday, then waited until she was preoccupied so that you could endure a Black Friday checkout line, all so that you could give your wife the gift of processed food.

I don't know which scenario is more embarrassing. Either way, please videotape your wife's reaction as she opens up this gift on Christmas mourning.