WTF, Lowe's?

[creekster]

I'm surprised this thread wasn't about Lowe's pulling their ads from that All-American Muslims show on TLC.

WTF, Lowe's? A show about non-terrorist Muslims in Michigan is too controversial?

http://cougaruteforum.com/showpost.php?p=731620&postcount=2

[CardiacCoug]

http://cougaruteforum.com/showpost.p...20&postcount=2

Ahh... yeah I skimmed the thread and missed that. My apologies.

[Chachi]

You're giving your wife, the mother of your children, an old can of CHEESE?!

Don't be surprised when you get a big old

Fuck you.

-from Mrs. Wuap


Forgot to mention, this is one of the FUNNIEST threads I have read...thank you cougjunkie, flystripper and robin. I needed a good laugh yesterday.

[Jeff Lebowski]

maybe they mistook you for an american muslim.

Speaking of Lowe's and American Muslims, check out this excellent segment on the Daily Show from two days ago:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-13-2011/kabulvision

[Katy Lied]

You're giving your wife, the mother of your children, an old can of CHEESE?!

That's for her to use for his christmas present.

[wuapinmon]

You're giving your wife, the mother of your children, an old can of CHEESE?!

Don't be surprised when you get a big old


-from Mrs. Wuap


Forgot to mention, this is one of the FUNNIEST threads I have read...thank you cougjunkie, flystripper and robin. I needed a good laugh yesterday.

You'd be amazed what a can of Easy Cheese can get from Mrs. wuap. Also, check your reading comprehension. I never said it was old, someone else did. I bought it on Black Friday and hid it up there because she's too short to see on the back of the shelf.

[RobinFinderson]

You'd be amazed what a can of Easy Cheese can get from Mrs. wuap. Also, check your reading comprehension. I never said it was old, someone else did. I bought it on Black Friday and hid it up there because she's too short to see on the back of the shelf.

So let me get this straight...

You waited until Black Friday to buy your wife a can of Easy Cheese, for Christmas, which you then proceeded to hide on the back of a shelf (because she is short), directly in front of a window looking out on the car port. Am I missing any important details?

[UtahDan]

Faith says yes, but I never did it until she started bitching about it. I secretly think this is just one of those things she invented because she enjoys recreational bitching, so I do it to deny her the pleasure.

I wonder how the benefit of recycling cans that are clean compares to the cost of the water it takes to clean them.

[UtahDan]

So let me get this straight...

You waited until Black Friday to buy your wife a can of Easy Cheese, for Christmas, which you then proceeded to hide on the back of a shelf (because she is short), directly in front of a window looking out on the car port. Am I missing any important details?

I think the hand rail should have been mentioned here, but you are very close.

[Art Vandelay]

So let me get this straight...

You waited until Black Friday to buy your wife a can of Easy Cheese, for Christmas, which you then proceeded to hide on the back of a shelf (because she is short), directly in front of a window looking out on the car port. Am I missing any important details?

I was just about to type the exact same thing. Wuap's post made me laugh out loud, more so than several of the other fine offerings in this thread (recreational bitching. Bravo, Robin). The only thing that would get me to a store to buy something for Mrs. V on Black Friday is if my friend in the diamond business was literally handing out diamonds like candy. I would rather buy a use car or visit a former NBAer turned proctologist than shop the day after Thanksgiving.

What is the retail price of Easy Cheese? I honestly don't know, since it is d-i-g-u-s-t-i-n-g.

I forgot to add of all the things to comment on, no one has mentioned the space surrounding the duct? I've been to the South and seen what kind of hideous creatures roam around at night. That space is big enough for a rat. I hate rats. Not just hate but irrational, I don't even like to type those three letters in a row, type hatred. Unless you have the RMs scamming selling your pest control, year around, I would seal that thing up. If anyone ever wants a house for free, put a rat in my crawlspace or anywhere in my general vicinity, because I'm never sleeping here again if that happens.

[TripletDaddy]

I think the hand rail should have been mentioned here, but you are very close.

I still dont understand that white handle, really. Seems awkwardly placed. Why is it necessary when the hand rail on the other side extends all the way up the length of stairs?

[wuapinmon]

So let me get this straight...

You waited until Black Friday to buy your wife a can of Easy Cheese, for Christmas, which you then proceeded to hide on the back of a shelf (because she is short), directly in front of a window looking out on the car port. Am I missing any important details?

Trust me she won't see it. As to Black Friday, I was st Target and it made seemed to get it when she wasn't with me.

I was just about to type the exact same thing. Wuap's post made me laugh out loud, more so than several of the other fine offerings in this thread (recreational bitching. Bravo, Robin). The only thing that would get me to a store to buy
something for Mrs. V on Black Friday is if my friend in the diamond business was literally handing out diamonds like candy. I would rather buy a use car or visit a former NBAer turned proctologist than shop the day after Thanksgiving.

What is the retail price of Easy Cheese? I honestly don't know, since it is d-i-g-u-s-t-i-n-g.

I forgot to add of all the things to comment on, no one has mentioned the space surrounding the duct? I've been to the South and seen what kind of hideous creatures roam around at night. That space is big enough for a rat. I hate rats. Not just hate but irrational, I don't even like to type those three letters in a row, type hatred. Unless you have the RMs scamming selling your pest control, year around, I would seal that thing up. If anyone ever wants a house for free, put a rat in my crawlspace or anywhere in my general vicinity, because I'm never sleeping here again if that happens.

No rodents here. All the neighbors have cats.

I still dont understand that white handle, really. Seems awkwardly placed. Why is it necessary when the hand rail on the other side extends all the way up the length of stairs?

If you look closely you can see that the bottom step isn't up to code, and It's hard to get up. Now imagine you're 85 with crippling neuropathy. He needed both hands to haul himself up.

[Chachi]

You'd be amazed what a can of Easy Cheese can get from Mrs. wuap. Also, check your reading comprehension. I never said it was old, someone else did. I bought it on Black Friday and hid it up there because she's too short to see on the back of the shelf.

You bought it on Black Friday, so by the time you give it to her it's already a month old not to mention however long that nasty crap sat in some warehouse before it even made it the shelf you grabbed it from! THAT'S OLD CHEESE.

I was joking about getting the F-U from the Mrs. for a can of cheese...kinda. But apparently someone laughing at joke warranted a big F-U from you??? FYI, everyone laughed, he just beat several others to posting that they were also rofl.

[RobinFinderson]

Trust me she won't see it. As to Black Friday, I was st Target and it made seemed to get it when she wasn't with me.

Aside from the grammar and spelling errors that make this sentence mostly incoherent, it seems to be saying one of two things:

1. You were at Target WITHOUT your wife on Black Friday.

2. You were at Target WITH your wife on Black Friday, then waited until she was preoccupied so that you could endure a Black Friday checkout line, all so that you could give your wife the gift of processed food.

I don't know which scenario is more embarrassing. Either way, please videotape your wife's reaction as she opens up this gift on Christmas mourning.

[wuapinmon]

Aside from the grammar and spelling errors that make this sentence mostly incoherent, it seems to be saying one of two things:

1. You were at Target WITHOUT your wife on Black Friday.

2. You were at Target WITH your wife on Black Friday, then waited until she was preoccupied so that you could endure a Black Friday checkout line, all so that you could give your wife the gift of processed food.

I don't know which scenario is more embarrassing. Either way, please videotape your wife's reaction as she opens up this gift on Christmas mourning.

1. I was on my wife's phone...autocorrect.

2. I was at Target with her, and sent her on to Old Navy while I checked out.

3. My wife has simple tastes. She'd probably love your art. (just kidding. I think your photographs are great).