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I've got a cool neighbor who'd always been very nice, but also keeps to himself. I've gone over there once or twice and knocked on the door to no answer, only to have them knock on my door 5 minutes later. The explanation (from the girlfriend) is usually something like "we weren't dressed." She later told me (can't remember the context) that they spend a lot of their time "without clothes on." I don't know if that means in jammies or in the nude.
Recently my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend, and since then he's had non-stop "get togethers" at his house. He's got a nice pool, and he spends a lot of time out there with his guests until laaaaate in the evening. My wife woke up the other night with our baby and heard him out there at 5AM! I haven't seen any dudes at his place though, just women.
Last night I was up with the baby at about 1 AM, pacing the floor to get her to sleep. I heard people in his pool and peaked out the window to see several skinny dippers. They had the patio light on, and the walls between houses are short. I'm sure every one of the 5 neighbors surrounding his house had a perfect view.
While holding a baby?!?
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The missus texted me and said there are three chickens, a rooster and a bunny all in our back yard today. I know the chickens can climb. I have no idea how the bunny got in.
I haven't independently verified this information, but I heard that bunnies have a hopping capability. Maybe that's how.
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