I think my neighbor is a swinger

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  • Commando
    Explosivo
    • Feb 2009
    • 20748

    #46
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    I've got a cool neighbor who'd always been very nice, but also keeps to himself. I've gone over there once or twice and knocked on the door to no answer, only to have them knock on my door 5 minutes later. The explanation (from the girlfriend) is usually something like "we weren't dressed." She later told me (can't remember the context) that they spend a lot of their time "without clothes on." I don't know if that means in jammies or in the nude.

    Recently my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend, and since then he's had non-stop "get togethers" at his house. He's got a nice pool, and he spends a lot of time out there with his guests until laaaaate in the evening. My wife woke up the other night with our baby and heard him out there at 5AM! I haven't seen any dudes at his place though, just women.

    Last night I was up with the baby at about 1 AM, pacing the floor to get her to sleep. I heard people in his pool and peaked out the window to see several skinny dippers. They had the patio light on, and the walls between houses are short. I'm sure every one of the 5 neighbors surrounding his house had a perfect view.
    While holding a baby?!?
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • Eddie
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 8098

      #47
      Originally posted by Commando View Post

      While holding a baby?!?
      Says the guy who goes by "Commando".

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748

        #48
        Originally posted by Eddie View Post

        Says the guy who goes by "Commando".
        I've been informed that I've picked maybe the gayest screen name ever (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat). I can definitely see that now.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • Eddie
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 8098

          #49
          Originally posted by Commando View Post

          I've been informed that I've picked maybe the gayest screen name ever (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat). I can definitely see that now.
          I'm not saying your screen name is gay (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat).

          I'm just saying that it's hard to take smack talk about people running around nekkid from a dude who goes by "Commando".

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          • Commando
            Explosivo
            • Feb 2009
            • 20748

            #50
            Originally posted by Eddie View Post

            I'm not saying your screen name is gay (notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat).

            I'm just saying that it's hard to take smack talk about people running around nekkid from a dude who goes by "Commando".
            I mean... at worst my nudity is at least concealed by an outer layer of clothing.
            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • Pelado
              Bald not naked
              • Sep 2010
              • 21136

              #51
              Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
              The missus texted me and said there are three chickens, a rooster and a bunny all in our back yard today. I know the chickens can climb. I have no idea how the bunny got in.
              I haven't independently verified this information, but I heard that bunnies have a hopping capability. Maybe that's how.
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • Bo Diddley
                Senior
                • Jul 2012
                • 18782

                #52
                Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                I haven't independently verified this information, but I heard that bunnies have a hopping capability. Maybe that's how.
                Well however it got in, it moved on and our neighbors can't find it.

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