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  • Art Vandelay
    Striving for mediocrity
    • Jul 2009
    • 10516

    #961
    My kids discovered this guy a few months ago, who has been bitten by an alligator, had leaches put on him, and keeps finding the gnarliest insects on the planet to be stung by.



    Skip to the 10:30 mark if you want to watch what insanity, followed by terror and excruciating pain looks like

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    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25264

      #962
      Crazy. We found a tarantula hawk in our backyard a few years back. While I don't think any sting is fun, I had no idea it was #2 on the insect sting pain index! Had I known, I probably wouldn't have let my son capture it.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Lost Student
        BAND!
        • Nov 2008
        • 4324

        #963
        The tarantula hawk is neither a tarantula nor is it a hawk. Discuss.
        "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
        "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
        This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
        "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
        "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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        • old_gregg
          scaly man fish
          • Nov 2009
          • 16915

          #964
          Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
          My kids discovered this guy a few months ago, who has been bitten by an alligator, had leaches put on him, and keeps finding the gnarliest insects on the planet to be stung by.



          Skip to the 10:30 mark if you want to watch what insanity, followed by terror and excruciating pain looks like
          he deserves to feel pain for that stupid leather bracelet
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • Dwight Schr-ute
            Members Only
            • May 2011
            • 4917

            #965
            Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
            he deserves to feel pain for that stupid leather bracelet
            Yet you're giving him a pass on that stupid kangaroo hat and arm shaving?

            I work around tarantula hawks and velvet ants all the time. Totally harmless. Even in the video the guy practically has to manually stick the stinger into his arm. Paper wasps though, not as painful but those guys will tag you just because they're assholes.
            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • Art Vandelay
              Striving for mediocrity
              • Jul 2009
              • 10516

              #966
              Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
              he deserves to feel pain for that stupid leather bracelet
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              Yet you're giving him a pass on that stupid kangaroo hat and arm shaving?

              I work around tarantula hawks and velvet ants all the time. Totally harmless. Even in the video the guy practically has to manually stick the stinger into his arm. Paper wasps though, not as painful but those guys will tag you just because they're assholes.
              The sims of the fathers.... He is named Coyote.

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              • Katy Lied
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 9435

                #967
                Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                The tarantula hawk is neither a tarantula nor is it a hawk. Discuss.
                It is quite beautiful though.

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                • Pelado
                  Bald not naked
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 21136

                  #968
                  Woman, attempting to take a topless selfie, runs into a police car. Surprisingly, wine is involved.




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                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • Commando
                    Explosivo
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 20748

                    #969
                    So our own Jordan Leslie just chillin in this video of David Blaine doing a trick for Dave Chappelle, Drake, and Steph Curry.

                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #970
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • wuapinmon
                        Soul Plumber
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 30711

                        #971
                        They are still digging.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • wuapinmon
                          Soul Plumber
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 30711

                          #972
                          Hole-y crap. They are stilling digging.
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • myboynoah
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 21719

                            #973


                            ‘After the beating’: Moroccan TV airs makeup tips for hiding domestic violence

                            “After the beating, this part is still sensitive, so don’t press,” the host said in Arabic as she applied makeup on the woman’s face, eventually concealing the woman’s bruises.

                            “Make sure to use loose powder to fix the makeup so if you have to work throughout the day, the bruises don’t show,” she said.

                            . . . . . . . . .

                            “Use foundation with yellow in it,” she said. “If you use the white one, your red punch marks will always show.”
                            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #974
                              They are still digging.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • Dwight Schr-ute
                                Members Only
                                • May 2011
                                • 4917

                                #975
                                Blink, Blink, Blink, What?

                                Turn your dead pet into an extra special drone.



                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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