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And you guys laughed when we warned about the slippery slope with gay marriage."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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The game is on, give me a call, boo.
"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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WTF? Even the black guy couldn't do it correctly.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Full size van: check. Full denim outfit: Check. Full arsenal of hand lube: check."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Is that video supposed to make us think that Louisiana isn't full of crazy?Get confident, stupid
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why did they make the black guy dress different than everybody else? in red, no less. bunch of racists.Originally posted by Surfah View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Napper should provably avoid moving to Lehi, UT:
http://fox13now.com/2016/05/06/thous...ing-two-words/
The two words the teacher used that caused uproar: "boobs" and "condom".However, one parent posted this on social media: "My son was in the classroom when this went down...he said the things that she talked about were very offensive. Bad enough that he didn't want to talk to me about it."Comment
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Man decides to act like a Goat (I swear I checked twice to make sure it wasn't an Onion article)
http://www.npr.org/2016/05/14/477964...ntent=20160514
To be human is to worry about getting by, doing better, finding love and accepting the march of mortality. Thwaites decided to try to escape the burden of being human — and he would do it by becoming a goat.
"Human life can just be so difficult," he tells NPR's Scott Simon. "And you look at a goat and it's just, you know, it's free. It doesn't have any concerns."I made this kind of bag that I had strapped to my body, and I could take a mouthful of grass and then chew it up and then spit it into this bag. And this bag ... was intended to be my artificial rumen with the goat bacteria in it. But I just really didn't fancy getting diarrhea for the rest of my life so I ended up having to pressure [cook] what I spat into this bag and made a weird delicious, disgusting grass stew.So that was my goal, to switch off those parts of my brain. And to do that I had read about this technique called transcranial magnetic stimulation. They get basically a huge, very powerful electromagnet and put it next to your skull. The magnetic field that is generated kind of penetrates into your brain and disrupts the functioning of the synapses in that kind of bit of the brain. I thought, That sounds like a good way of turning off my ability to speak. ..."It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IVComment
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My favorite quote:
I had visited a kind of goat behavioral psychologist — an ethologist — and discussed, like, OK, I want to get into the mind of a goat. Because the whole point of the project wasn't ever to kind of make a costume which made me look like a goat; it was like a reverse costume — it was to make a thing that kind of made me feel like a goat."Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71Comment
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The subtle difference between Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/commen...iel_radcliffe/I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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"It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IVComment
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that guy doesn't look like he has any regretsTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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