Blink, Blink, Blink, What?

[Donuthole]

Semi-illiterate anesthesiologist. Hyperbole much?

Thanks for biting.

[Commando]

It's not something I would ever even try to present to a jury; expert reports are generally not admissible, and there is no probative value in pointing out the doctor is semi-illiterate.

But I likely won't be recommending that doctor to anyone as either an expert or a treating physician.

In personal injury matters, I've seen some reports from doctors who can't cobble together a three paragraph report to save their lives. I really lose respect for a supposed medical expert who can't apply the simple rules of grammar, spelling and writing that are taught in elementary school- especially where it's in a professional context. When you're paid to produce an expert report, why not at least run a spell check or have an assistant look it over before you pass it along to the attorney's office?

[clackamascoug]

Whenever I've been called as an expert witness, I made sure my wife double checked my work.

[wuapinmon]

Whenever I've been called as an expert witness, I made sure my wife double checked my work.

I make sure that the attorney for the other party calls me DR. Williams, even correcting him once or twice. When he asks, "Dr. of what?" I respond, "Are you that unprepared?" The judge instructs me to answer the question, but we then mock the attorney over drinks at lunch. Jack McCoy high-fives me after the trial is over, and Dick Wolf writes me a big fat check.

[YOhio]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP

[Indy Coug]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZRkIVc1zItXGDP

I don't care who you are. That there is funny.

[Coach McGuirk]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZRkIVc1zItXGDP

People have been doing this for years but not paying for it. Put someone in your party in a wheelchair and you are gtg. It has become rampant the past 5 years. We started calling it a fat pass, as that seemed to be the only "disability" we could find with most of these folks.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZRkIVc1zItXGDP

I am obviously not rich, but now have a reason to aspire to be so.

[Surfah]

People have been doing this for years but not paying for it. Put someone in your party in a wheelchair and you are gtg. It has become rampant the past 5 years. We started calling it a fat pass, as that seemed to be the only "disability" we could find with most of these folks.

Yeah. These rich people are dumb for paying for it. I know lots of people who show up, check out a wheelchair at guest services and roll through the lines all day.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

People have been doing this for years but not paying for it. Put someone in your party in a wheelchair and you are gtg. It has become rampant the past 5 years. We started calling it a fat pass, as that seemed to be the only "disability" we could find with most of these folks.

Yeah. These rich people are dumb for paying for it. I know lots of people who show up, check out a wheelchair at guest services and roll through the lines all day.

I'm obviously not rich OR smart, but I now have a reason to aspire to be.

[Guest]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZRkIVc1zItXGDP

I'm not rich but thanks for the tip.

[Donuthole]

Rich people hire disabled people to accompany them to Disneyland so they don't have to wait in lines. It sounds like an episode of South Park.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...ZRkIVc1zItXGDP

Cheap rich people, you mean. Because Disney does offer these services itself.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/vip-tour-services/

[smokymountainrain]

Simpler and cheaper solution: Don't go to Disneyland.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Simpler and cheaper solution: Don't go to Disneyland.

[clackamascoug]

I am obviously not rich, but now have a reason to aspire to be so.

You're all Hat and no Cattle, but at least you're sitting on a tall horse.