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  • Lost Student
    BAND!
    • Nov 2008
    • 4324
    #331
    Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
    http://mashable.com/2013/11/05/biohacker-sensor/
    Cannon told Vice’s Motherboard that Circadia 1.0 could “send me a text message if it thinks that I’m getting a fever.” The device could then help determine what factors are causing the fever.
    I'm going to guess that the fever is caused by an infection.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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      • wuapinmon
        Soul Plumber
        • Dec 2008
        • 30711
        #332
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • SCcoug
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 7625
            #333
            Yes you can imagine what happened when steam let the internet put user defined tags on the products on the store. The current tags for this include survival horror, edgy, nudity, zombies and action RPG.

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25249
                #334
                DSC02235.jpg
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Pheidippides
                    Liberal Feminazi
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14759
                    #335
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    [ATTACH=CONFIG]3982[/ATTACH]
                    Buc-ee's is awesome, and all the double entendres are intentional at this point. Which doesn't make them any less gross.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186
                        #336
                        what are they? or do I want to know?
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
                        sigpic

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                          • Green Monstah
                            Royal Rooter
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 13945
                            #337
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            what are they? or do I want to know?
                            Corn puffs coated with a more powdery version of peanut butter in a Reese's PBC, glazed with some high fructose corn syrup. At least, that's how I remember it. Other than the name, they're a pedestrian snack.
                            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69616
                                #338
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                  • Lost Student
                                    BAND!
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 4324
                                    #339
                                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                    Maybe I'll have a chance to see her in person soon. . .
                                    Miley Cyrus To Purchase House In Idaho Rumor?
                                    http://1035kissfmboise.com/miley-cyrus-to-purchase-house-in-idaho-rumor/
                                    But according to a credible source this seems to be more than just a rumor. Apparently the tongue titian has always had a interest in the Gem State and all it
                                    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                                    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                                    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                                    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                                    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                                        Members Only
                                        • May 2011
                                        • 4917
                                        #340
                                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                        Why doesn't the modesty section of the For the Strength of Youth include direction to the value in wearing a bra? Seems that could be a bit more significant than exposed shoulders.
                                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                          • Pelado
                                            Bald not naked
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 21129
                                            #341
                                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                            Why doesn't the modesty section of the For the Strength of Youth include direction to the value in wearing a bra? Seems that could be a bit more significant than exposed shoulders.
                                            Isn't it obvious? Bras are optional.
                                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                            - Goatnapper'96

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                                              • SoCalCoug
                                                Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 5214
                                                #342
                                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                When did Justin Bieber grow boobs?
                                                If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                                                "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                                                "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                                                  • MarkGrace
                                                    Grooveshark dick tease
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 31546
                                                    #343
                                                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                    So these are the photoshop jobs you spend your time on?
                                                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                                                      • clackamascoug
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2009
                                                        • 9709
                                                        #344
                                                        Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                                                        When did Justin Bieber grow boobs?
                                                        That's not Justin Beiber... it's a girl. (who is it?)

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                                                          • Joe Public
                                                            8.1 YPC
                                                            • Apr 2011
                                                            • 8523
                                                            #345
                                                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                                            [ATTACH=CONFIG]3982[/ATTACH]
                                                            "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                                                            "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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