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  • #331
    Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
    http://mashable.com/2013/11/05/biohacker-sensor/
    Cannon told Vice’s Motherboard that Circadia 1.0 could “send me a text message if it thinks that I’m getting a fever.” The device could then help determine what factors are causing the fever.
    I'm going to guess that the fever is caused by an infection.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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    • #332
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • #333
        Yes you can imagine what happened when steam let the internet put user defined tags on the products on the store. The current tags for this include survival horror, edgy, nudity, zombies and action RPG.

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        • #334
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          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • #335
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
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            Buc-ee's is awesome, and all the double entendres are intentional at this point. Which doesn't make them any less gross.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • #336
              what are they? or do I want to know?
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
              sigpic

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              • #337
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                what are they? or do I want to know?
                Corn puffs coated with a more powdery version of peanut butter in a Reese's PBC, glazed with some high fructose corn syrup. At least, that's how I remember it. Other than the name, they're a pedestrian snack.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                • #338
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • #339
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Maybe I'll have a chance to see her in person soon. . .
                    http://1035kissfmboise.com/miley-cyr...n-idaho-rumor/
                    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                    • #340
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      Why doesn't the modesty section of the For the Strength of Youth include direction to the value in wearing a bra? Seems that could be a bit more significant than exposed shoulders.
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • #341
                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        Why doesn't the modesty section of the For the Strength of Youth include direction to the value in wearing a bra? Seems that could be a bit more significant than exposed shoulders.
                        Isn't it obvious? Bras are optional.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • #342
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          When did Justin Bieber grow boobs?
                          If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                          "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                          "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                          • #343
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            So these are the photoshop jobs you spend your time on?
                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                            • #344
                              Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                              When did Justin Bieber grow boobs?
                              That's not Justin Beiber... it's a girl. (who is it?)

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                              • #345
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
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                                "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                                "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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