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  • Northwestcoug
    Cocked and Loaded
    • May 2011
    • 17988

    #286
    Originally posted by creekster View Post
    I agree. I only wish it was animated so I cod watch that little Kincaid kottage of light get wiped off the map.
    Here's something close:

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    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • creekster
      It is NOT a monkey!
      • Nov 2008
      • 22661

      #287
      Excellent!
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • il Padrino Ute
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 19161

        #288
        I suppose this could go in the youtube HOF thread, but I believe it belongs here:

        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


        "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #289
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • Dwight Schr-ute
            Members Only
            • May 2011
            • 4917

            #290
            Bad taxidermy. Probably the best thing on the internet. http://imgur.com/a/fhuPr

            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69642

              #291
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              Bad taxidermy. Probably the best thing on the internet. http://imgur.com/a/fhuPr
              Tears of laughter streaming down my face. That is awesome.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37950

                #292
                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                Bad taxidermy. Probably the best thing on the internet. http://imgur.com/a/fhuPr

                Wasn't that bear featured in an SNL skit with Tina Fey? There was also a squirrel holding a basketball.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • wuapinmon
                  Soul Plumber
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 30711

                  #293
                  Questionably safe for work. http://www.counselheal.com/articles/...est-vagina.htm

                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • pellegrino
                    miserere me
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 12100

                    #294
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    I knew that was the one you were talking about.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • Color Me Badd Fan
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12519

                      #295
                      The next big thing in music -- My Dick -- covering numerous classics like Orinoco Flow and Piano Man in their own special way.



                      My personal favorite is My Dick's version of Baker Street. I challenge you to listen to it and not to sing My Dick's version of the trademark saxophone solo at some point over the following day.

                      You can download their entire track list for as low as $0.00, so you can't beat the price.
                      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25256

                        #296
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        Does she live in Las Vegas?
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • Uncle Ted
                          The Big 12 money shot.
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 28853

                          #297
                          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                          LOL. You made look at wuap's weblink and now I am scarred for life.
                          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #298
                            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                            I knew that was the one you were talking about.
                            Oh good hell, there's a youtube video of her doing exercises.

                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • Dwight Schr-ute
                              Members Only
                              • May 2011
                              • 4917

                              #299
                              I almost put this in the "Cat Butthole" thread but then I realized that it was a trap.

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                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • All-American
                                Right, as Usual
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 15658

                                #300
                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                I almost put this in the "Cat Butthole" thread but then I realized that it was a trap.

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                                Huh? Doesn't look a thing like ackbar.
                                τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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