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Funny Freudian slip, but I think @4:51 is much more "blink, blink, blink what?" worthy.Originally posted by pellegrino View Poststarting at 0:37Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I still don't know if she ever said that website right. That dialogue was doomed from the start. A woman judging a sausage contest?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostFunny Freudian slip, but I think @4:51 is much more "blink, blink, blink what?" worthy.
4:51 is pretty funny too, but they had the wherewithal to nip it in the bud, whereas the two women just kept digging a hole. I mean "well you were thinking about sausage . . ." really? How does that explanation help the situation?Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Blink, Blink, Blink, What?
News reporter screw ups are always my favorite things to watch on the internet.Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 12-13-2013, 12:08 AM.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Apparently the ice storm wasn't bad enough to ride an unicycle."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Ice storms don't even ride unicycles. Not even really bad ice storms.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post[ATTACH=CONFIG]3600[/ATTACH]
Apparently the ice storm wasn't bad enough to ride an unicycle.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Man in Oklahona dies from Atomic Wedgie. :surprise2:
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/...ic_Wedgie.html
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http://www.rollingstone.com/politics...g-for-20140103Five Economic Reforms Millennials Should Be Fighting For
Guaranteed jobs, universal basic incomes, public finance and more
It's a new year, but one thing hasn't changed: The economy still blows. Five years after Wall Street crashed, America's banker-gamblers have only gotten richer, while huge swaths of the country are still drowning in personal debt, tens of millions of Americans remain unemployed – and the new jobs being created are largely low-wage, sub-contracted, part-time grunt work.
Millennials have been especially hard-hit by the downturn, which is probably why so many people in this generation (like myself) regard capitalism with a level of suspicion that would have been unthinkable a decade ago. But that egalitarian impulse isn't often accompanied by concrete proposals about how to get out of this catastrophe. Here are a few things we might want to start fighting for, pronto, if we want to grow old in a just, fair society, rather than the economic hellhole our parents have handed us.
1. Guaranteed Work for Everybody
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2. Social Security for All
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3. Take Back The Land
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4. Make Everything Owned by Everybody
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5. A Public Bank in Every State
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6. Warm beaches in the Caribbean
pope-car-cuba.jpg"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Maybe he pronounces it UN-i-cy-cle instead of YOU-ni-cy-cle
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