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  • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
    Statute of limitations has expired soooooo here it goes. Freshman year we got the master key to our floor in DT and emptied our RA's room of everything and set it up in the community bathroom. We then borrowed a goat from the BYU dairy and put it in his now empty room. We then waited and attempted to act nonchalant when he returned. He was pretty pissed and it was pretty obvious that at the very least we knew something. He and Ma Bell (not of the ill communication variety) called BYU police. They interrogated us be we all stayed strong (deny deny deny) as a result we all got community service based on strong suspicion and not proof.


    That's awesome. Man, it's obvious I was part of the lame crowd at DT.
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    • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
      Ha. I had Ma Bell.
      Me too. Were you R hall? I was there 97-98 (7th floor).
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      • Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
        Me too. Were you R hall? I was there 97-98 (7th floor).
        W Hall second floor for me
        Dyslexics are teople poo...

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        • Haha! Very nice. I take it all back. You're not innocent.

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          • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
            Ha. I had Ma Bell.
            '86 - '87 2nd floor -- actually, I think it was 3rd. Been too long.
            Last edited by swampfrog; 03-01-2019, 03:18 PM.

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            • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
              W Hall second floor for me
              We have so much in common!
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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              • nice! 92-93
                Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                  nice! 92-93
                  I heard about the goat gag when I was there in R-hall fall 94. I was familiar with Ma Bell too.

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                  • Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                    I heard about the goat gag when I was there in R-hall fall 94. I was familiar with Ma Bell too.
                    nice...almost famous!
                    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                    • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                      nice! 92-93
                      You preceded me by a couple of years.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                        nice...almost famous!
                        The other famous story when I was there was the group of boys that took the oven range from the basement up the elevator onto the roof and pushed it off.

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                        • W hall 6th floor. Also had Ma Bell. Freshman year the Bears were in the Super Bowl and I bet her a batch of cookies on the outcome. She paid up but snuck in some store bought ones with homemade.

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                          • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                            nice! 92-93
                            I was 93-94 , 2nd floor. No wonder she hated us so much. It is your fault.

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                            • You kids. In 1970-71 I split my freshman year between V-Hall (whose hefty matron, Sis. Sumpter, was known as Fort Sumpter) and U-Hall. Unfortunately, this was before it was switched to women's housing.

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                              • Are there no Helaman Hall alums here? Merrill Hall 97-98.
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