Flushable Wipes vs Toilet Paper

[Coach McGuirk]

Man, I had no idea I was a novice with the FWs.

PS, I almost titled this thread "Brown still up in Myass" but I didn't think responses would be forth coming if I did.

[Surfah]

Interesting. I have gone boilermaker before, tp first with a fw followup shot, but never the reverse.

I'm with you. I go in first with the TP and clean up with the FW. I usually get in the shower afterward if I can. And I still have a hell of a time keeping my kamakis clean.

[pellegrino]

Until we all give in to the one true church of the Toto Washlet, the best alternative is to wash out your butt in the bathtub.

If you want a good laugh go to the Toto website and watch the how to video.

[woot]

If you want a good laugh go to the Toto website and watch the how to video.

http://www.totousa.com/Default.aspx?tabid=272

[RobinFinderson]

If you want a good laugh go to the Toto website and watch the how to video.

Not only have I already seen it, I made my family and extended family watch it when I was home for the holidays. I'm a missionary, albeit one who still hasn't ponied up the $1k for a robotic ass washer. The fact that the Japanese are developing little robots to wash our butt holes is just one more piece of evidence that our nation has lost its edge in tech.

[pellegrino]

http://www.totousa.com/Default.aspx?tabid=272

thanks woot, hilarious, no?

Not only have I already seen it, I made my family and extended family watch it when I was home for the holidays. I'm a missionary, albeit one who still hasn't ponied up the $1k for a robotic ass washer. The fact that the Japanese are developing little robots to wash our butt holes is just one more piece of evidence that our nation has given up it tech edge to the East.

I'm afraid it's more of a reflection on our culture. In most of the civilized world a bidet is required for it to be called a bathroom. That the concept of a bidet or similar devices have never caught on in America says one thing. We are a culture that prefers dirty asses over clean ones.

[Shaka]

Is it too early to nominate this thread for this year's CUFFies?

[woot]

So perhaps someone can fill me on on how well something like the Toto (or a bidet) works. Do you still wipe after? Is the Toto just really high pressure so that water + dryer is good enough? Does it splash everywhere? Does it always work regardless of the consistency/viscosity of the situation?

[RobinFinderson]

So perhaps someone can fill me on on how well something like the Toto (or a bidet) works. Do you still wipe after? Is the Toto just really high pressure so that water + dryer is good enough? Does it splash everywhere? Does it always work regardless of the consistency/viscosity of the situation?

It is a poo seeking robot. It knows what it is looking for and it only shoots the bad guys.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

I had no idea until reading this thread that flushable wipes were so popular. In fact, I've never even see packages of them in the store (I haven't looked). In a pinch, I had to use baby wipes when my wife and I were looking at a vacant house and there was no TP in the bathroom. I have to say it was a much more pleasant experience.

On a related note, my two year old daughter has been slightly constipated lately but took three dumps yesterday to even things out. We have names for her four kinds of dumps: 1) McNuggets (formerly rabbit pellets); 2) logs (turns to a golf ball or cow pie if she sits down on it); 3) peanut butter; 4) pesto.

I had the opportunity to change a McNugget diaper yesterday, but it was a special "hard candy shell" variety. At the onset of a diaper change, my first priority is keeping my daughter's hand(s) away from her butt cheeks and making sure she doesn't partake of the poo smeared all over the place. Unfortunately she now also has the tendency to grab her diaper. I couldn't prevent both things from happening, so while grabbing one her hands and holding a wipe in my other hand she used her free hand to clutch the diaper right underneith her (I had literally just loosened the velcro strap) and in one fluid, Tiger like stroke she flung up the diaper and two hard candy shelled poo McNuggets went flying. One landed on the floor and one landed a couple inches to the side of her head.

[Donuthole]

I had no idea until reading this thread that flushable wipes were so popular. In fact, I've never even see packages of them in the store (I haven't looked). In a pinch, I had to use baby wipes when my wife and I were looking at a vacant house and there was no TP in the bathroom. I have to say it was a much more pleasant experience.

On a related note, my two year old daughter has been slightly constipated lately but took three dumps yesterday to even things out. We have names for her four kinds of dumps: 1) McNuggets (formerly rabbit pellets); 2) logs (turns to a golf ball or cow pie if she sits down on it); 3) peanut butter; 4) pesto.

I had the opportunity to change a McNugget diaper yesterday, but it was a special "hard candy shell" variety. At the onset of a diaper change, my first priority is keeping my daughter's hand(s) away from her butt cheeks and making sure she doesn't partake of the poo smeared all over the place. Unfortunately she now also has the tendency to grab her diaper. I couldn't prevent both things from happening, so while grabbing one her hands and holding a wipe in my other hand she used her free hand to clutch the diaper right underneith her (I had literally just loosened the velcro strap) and in one fluid, Tiger like stroke she flung up the diaper and two hard candy shelled poo McNuggets went flying. One landed on the floor and one landed a couple inches to the side of her head.

Maybe it's because I'm on my second kid, but I've got the system mastered. One hand holds all 4 limbs, while the other does the diaper unwrap, wipe, roll-up, and new diaper application. I'm sure those with more children are even more experienced than I.

[RobinFinderson]

I had no idea until reading this thread that flushable wipes were so popular. In fact, I've never even see packages of them in the store (I haven't looked). In a pinch, I had to use baby wipes when my wife and I were looking at a vacant house and there was no TP in the bathroom. I have to say it was a much more pleasant experience.

On a related note, my two year old daughter has been slightly constipated lately but took three dumps yesterday to even things out. We have names for her four kinds of dumps: 1) McNuggets (formerly rabbit pellets); 2) logs (turns to a golf ball or cow pie if she sits down on it); 3) peanut butter; 4) pesto.

I had the opportunity to change a McNugget diaper yesterday, but it was a special "hard candy shell" variety. At the onset of a diaper change, my first priority is keeping my daughter's hand(s) away from her butt cheeks and making sure she doesn't partake of the poo smeared all over the place. Unfortunately she now also has the tendency to grab her diaper. I couldn't prevent both things from happening, so while grabbing one her hands and holding a wipe in my other hand she used her free hand to clutch the diaper right underneith her (I had literally just loosened the velcro strap) and in one fluid, Tiger like stroke she flung up the diaper and two hard candy shelled poo McNuggets went flying. One landed on the floor and one landed a couple inches to the side of her head.

Another technique, if you are strong enough, is to suspend the baby in the air by both his arms (gitmo style) while you wipe with the other hand. The baby will thrash about (gitmo style), but you will quickly figure out how to use the child's own movements to wipe the ass. If your hands are big enough you might even be able to suspend the baby from both feet and hands (gitmo style?), which would make it easier to clean out the crack.

[pellegrino]

Is it too early to nominate this thread for this year's CUFFies?

potty mind.

[Tick's wife]

flushable wipes are usually used for people with hemmroids

[FMCoug]

I had no idea until reading this thread that flushable wipes were so popular. In fact, I've never even see packages of them in the store (I haven't looked). In a pinch, I had to use baby wipes when my wife and I were looking at a vacant house and there was no TP in the bathroom. I have to say it was a much more pleasant experience.

Heh heh ... in a pinch.