Please allow me to introduce myself...

[USUC]

Devildog, please answer the following question carefully. Your response may determine, in large part, the quality of our future dealings on this site.

As donuthole cleverly pointed out, your username backwards is "god lived." God is not dead, and we have not killed him. Bob Marley and the Wailers had a hit song with "Jah Live" in 1975, released as a single mere days after the announcement of the execution in Ethiopia of His Imperial Majesty, Haile Selassie I, Jah Rastafari, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah. The Azteca people of Central Mexico called their last emperor/tlatoani Moctezuma II which translates to something like "he who frowns in a noble manner." The Aztecs' language, nahuatl, belongs to the Uto-Aztecan language family, the same language family as the Ute tribe, even the St. George, Utah based Shivwitz Band of the Paiute tribe. While the Saints were traveling West to the tops of the mountains in Utah, the American government asked for volunteers to fight the Mexicans. The Mormon Battalion marched a lot without firing a shot at any enemies besides some wild bulls. Dead bulls can be made into leather, but tougher leather comes from the necks of United States Marines, and President Polk's questionable invasion of Mexico required the skill of the "leathernecks" to storm the military academy, the "Halls of Montezuma," in the Battle of Chapultepec. While John Wayne was dapper in Flying Leathernecks, his most famous turn as a devil dog was in The Sands of Iwo Jima, despite its terribly sad ending. The Duke got cancer, which killed him, along with 40+% of all the people involved in the 1956 film The Conquerer, filmed near St. George, Utah, downwind of the US nuclear testing ranges, and donuthole's old stomping grounds. John Wayne clearly played the best Marine ever, so the question remains, who has played God best in movies that you've seen?

Alanis Morissette!...?

Welcome Devildog

[MindfulCoug]

Yes, but never in the sink.

Well, I have caught myself doing pretty weird things some times, so never say never!

[Devildog]

Devildog, please answer the following question carefully. Your response may determine, in large part, the quality of our future dealings on this site.

Wow, there is a lot of pressure put on a new guy's first thread around here.

I'm already certain that at no time in the future will I ever be invited to a party at Marsupial's house... and now this?

I'm gonna go with the gut instinct on this and say Charlton Heston. Because I like guns and I am a god fearing man, and Charlton Heston scared the sh!t out of me.

I read somewhere that he did the voice of the burning bush.

[wuapinmon]

Wow, there is a lot of pressure put on a new guy's first thread around here.

I'm already certain that at no time in the future will I ever be invited to a party at Marsupial's house... and now this?

I'm gonna go with the gut instinct on this and say Charlton Heston. Because I like guns and I am a god fearing man, and Charlton Heston scared the sh!t out of me.

I read somewhere that he did the voice of the burning bush.

We shall be great friends.

[Surfah]

Well, I have caught myself doing pretty weird things some times, so never say never!

[MindfulCoug]

What? Have you not???

[Surfah]

What? Have you not???

In a sink? I have never peed in a sink.

[Devildog]

We shall be great friends.

I appreciate the endorsement. I also completely concur with your assessment that John Wanye's Sergeant Stryker set the standard by which the others are judged.

[Devildog]

If peeing in sinks really troubles some of you...

You have been extremely blessed in your existence.

We all have individually tailored tests created to challenge us in ways we might never fully comprehend while here.

After finding myself confronted at several points in my life with a simple choice in a less than ideal situation... the decision was considered, made, and the actions were taken without a second thought.

Now finding myself with time and hindsight to pause, and reflect back and reconsider.... Nope, I'd do it again and not waste another moments thought on it.

I'm also certain that many of the females here would... under similar circumstances, hoist their little behinds up there and take care of business too.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Why on earth does that question hang around on the template?

[FN Phat]

Why on earth does that question hang around on the template?

Wuap's question.

[Flystripper]

Why on earth does that question hang around on the template?

I think it should be updated to a topic of Robin's choosing. Maybe something like:

True or False and explain your answer: Babyboomers are the worst generation in modern history.

[Flystripper]

Wuap's question.

I think he was referring to the pee question.

[TheBYUGuy]

Why on earth does that question hang around on the template?

The better question is why people refuse to give credit to the person who introduced it to the template.

[pellegrino]

The better question is why people refuse to give credit to the person who introduced it to the template.

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