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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69703
    #166
    Originally posted by Brian View Post
    what about a meteor hitting vegas right before the game? surely the lord will spare his team and ya'll will have the only victory possible: a moral victory with a forfeit.

    EDIT: I bet Bronco would even botch that option!
    Probably.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748
        #167
        Originally posted by Brian View Post
        what about a meteor hitting vegas right before the game? surely the lord will spare his team and ya'll will have the only victory possible: a moral victory with a forfeit.

        EDIT: I bet Bronco would even botch that option!
        In retrospect, I would have preferred a real W with a forfeit by Missouri.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186
            #168
            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
            Haha. LAU needs to go stick his nose back in Mitt Romney's butt. At least then his idiocy was somewhat muffled.
            ha, gross!
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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              • BlueK
                Senior Member
                • May 2011
                • 7192
                #169
                This game must happen.

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                  • Dwight Schr-ute
                    Members Only
                    • May 2011
                    • 4917
                    #170
                    I've got the stake center reserved for the night of Friday Dec. 18th for the CS vs UB5 Ma'ake Mayhem Celebrity Battle Basketball and BBQ Banquet. If CS wins, survivors will be treated to an amazing brisket prepared by Mr. Lebowski. If UB5 wins, survivors will head over to the nearest Arby's. To ensure an even playing field, bats and mid-evil lurping weaponry only, no fire arms please.
                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25268
                        #171
                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        I've got the stake center reserved for the night of Friday Dec. 18th for the CS vs UB5 Ma'ake Mayhem Celebrity Battle Basketball and BBQ Banquet. If CS wins, survivors will be treated to an amazing brisket prepared by Mr. Lebowski. If UB5 wins, survivors will head over to the nearest Arby's. To ensure an even playing field, bats and mid-evil lurping weaponry only, no fire arms please.
                        double fail. I will, however, bring my fire arms. Win!
                        Last edited by Donuthole; 12-04-2015, 09:34 AM.
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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69703
                            #172
                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            I've got the stake center reserved for the night of Friday Dec. 18th for the CS vs UB5 Ma'ake Mayhem Celebrity Battle Basketball and BBQ Banquet. If CS wins, survivors will be treated to an amazing brisket prepared by Mr. Lebowski. If UB5 wins, survivors will head over to the nearest Arby's. To ensure an even playing field, bats and mid-evil lurping weaponry only, no fire arms please.
                            Too risky. Someone might die.
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Dwight Schr-ute
                                Members Only
                                • May 2011
                                • 4917
                                #173
                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                Too risky. Someone might die.
                                I thought that was the whole point?

                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                  • YOhio
                                    Hipster Mode
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 26165
                                    #174
                                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                    I've got the stake center reserved for the night of Friday Dec. 18th for the CS vs UB5 Ma'ake Mayhem Celebrity Battle Basketball and BBQ Banquet. If CS wins, survivors will be treated to an amazing brisket prepared by Mr. Lebowski. If UB5 wins, survivors will head over to the nearest Arby's. To ensure an even playing field, bats and mid-evil lurping weaponry only, no fire arms please.
                                    I like Arby's. They make a mean smokehouse brisket sandwich.

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                                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                                        Members Only
                                        • May 2011
                                        • 4917
                                        #175
                                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                        double fail. I will, however, bring my fire arms. Win!


                                        Serves me right for punching out a post while helping my six year old get ready for school.
                                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                                            Members Only
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 4917
                                            #176
                                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                            I like Arby's. They make a mean smokehouse brisket sandwich.
                                            Are you announcing that you will now be known as UOhio?! Welcome home, Brother!
                                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                              • YOhio
                                                Hipster Mode
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 26165
                                                #177
                                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                                Are you announcing that you will now be known as UOhio?! Welcome home, Brother!
                                                No. Fuck off.

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                                                  • Blueintheface
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Sep 2009
                                                    • 15382
                                                    #178
                                                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                                    No. Fuck off.
                                                    Kinda early for the salty stuff, dontcha think?
                                                    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                                    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                                      • falafel
                                                        loves to talk on things
                                                        • Mar 2009
                                                        • 37986
                                                        #179
                                                        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                                                        59% of Utah fans are no different than BYU fans. I'm surprised that it's such a low percentage.
                                                        Ha, what the hell are you talking about?
                                                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                                                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                                          • YOhio
                                                            Hipster Mode
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 26165
                                                            #180
                                                            Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                                                            Kinda early for the salty stuff, dontcha think?
                                                            He's essentially saying that people that like and love Arby's are ute fans. That shit doesn't fly with me.

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