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  • Originally posted by wally View Post

    Not really. The Cougar collective is gonna have to come up with a HUGE bag for me to switch allegiances.
    In that case, I doubt you'll be coming back as a better man after your self-imposed ban.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • Originally posted by wally View Post

      I really cannot argue with this take. I didn't know you were so well spoken?!
      Can't take credit. I found a template on the Internet.

      Sorry that there was no bawdy doodle.
      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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      • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post

        Sorry that there was no bawdy doodle.
        Probably for the best. I hear those can come back to haunt you.

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        • Originally posted by wally View Post

          Not really. The Cougar collective is gonna have to come up with a HUGE bag for me to switch allegiances.
          How about JL firing up his gravity-fed smoker or pizza oven for a fine meal? How could. you and Funk resist?

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          • Originally posted by Shaka View Post

            How about JL firing up his gravity-fed smoker or pizza oven for a fine meal? How could. you and Funk resist?
            Sorry, I'm going to require cash. I'm house poor.
            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
            --Kendrick Lamar

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            • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

              Sorry, I'm going to require cash. I'm house poor.
              You mean, handheld video games poor?
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post

                You mean, handheld video games poor?
                I wish, house poor is more poor.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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                • https://www.si.com/college/utah/foot...20seasons%20at

                  This has got to be some sort of anti-Mormon bias, right?!?

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                  • Originally posted by wally View Post
                    https://www.si.com/college/utah/foot...20seasons%20at

                    This has got to be some sort of anti-Mormon bias, right?!?
                    That's funny. But hard to argue against two quality Rose Bowl losses!
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Originally posted by wally View Post
                      https://www.si.com/college/utah/foot...20seasons%20at

                      This has got to be some sort of anti-Mormon bias, right?!?
                      I read that the valuation included how badly the program needed an injection of cash.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • That's great. Huge win for you guys.

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                        • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                          That's great. Huge win for you guys.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Never a good sign when David Burge pipes in.



                            Followed up with




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                            • Coach also hates Utah. Hahahahaha

                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Man, how is Utah so bad at the media game? Like just awful. I like that they are leaning into their trucker roots, but this production quality is giving flyingJ and PILOT a bad rap.
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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