"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

[TripletDaddy]

People are really focused on what BYU making the highlight reel twice in a row on Sports Center means to the Utes? If so, yikes.

That sounds inaccurate to me. Not sure people are aware of the Utes.

[SeattleUte]

That sounds inaccurate to me. Not sure people are aware of the Utes.

None of this matters because the Bruins are going to deliver the Cougars a mercy kill.

[TripletDaddy]

None of this matters because the Bruins are going to deliver the Cougars a mercy kill.

Thry play Washington state this year?

[MartyFunkhouser]

None of this matters because the Bruins are going to deliver the Cougars a mercy kill.

[pellegrino]

People are really focused on what BYU making the highlight reel twice in a row on Sports Center means to the Utes? If so, yikes.

hey dude, how's it?

[Uncle Ted]

I blame those heathen Utes for this!

NCAA Investigating God for Improper Contributions to BYU Victories



Last Saturday, the BYU football team remarkably pulled off their second game-winning Hail Elder Joseph pass to defeat an opponent in extraordinary fashion. After many players on the team thanked God for the miraculous outcomes, the NCAA decided to launch a full investigation into whether or not the great omniscient power in the sky had played a hand in either of the victories. “NCAA bylaws strictly dictate that any invoking of a higher power to influence the final outcome is strictly forbidden,” NCAA president Mark Emmert indicated in a statement. “God has no place in the NCAA.” God, as he has done for all of Tim Tebow’s prayers, has remained silent on the accusations, but investigators are now looking into recent news that injured Cougars quarterback Tayson Hill has gained the ability to fly and make locusts swarm defensive backs.

http://thesalutatorian.com/ncaa-inve...byu-victories/

[TripletDaddy]

Drinking coffee

[Uncle Ted]

Drinking coffee

Starbucks hot chocolate.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Drinking coffee

God follows the actual Word of Wisdom as stated in Section 89 of the Doctrine and Covenants, not the bastardized version followed by the LDS church today. It is okay for Him to drink coffee.

[Katy Lied]

People are really focused on what BYU making the highlight reel twice in a row on Sports Center means to the Utes? If so, yikes.

FIFY

[LA Ute]

Years ago I was subjected to an infamous LA Ute PM barrage. I tried back then to explain to him that he was a dickhead and strongly disliked but he didn't want to accept it. He kept rationalizing his behavior. I tried to make it easier on him by acknowledging that I was also a disliked dickhead but of course that didnt sound credible and so he disbelieved me.

Mostly true, but the word you used was "idiot." You didn't do vulgarity or profanity in those days.

[LA Ute]

haha. i remember when LA Ute kept calling the Big Mac "Bleacher Palace" but it never caught on. He tried, at least.

YO gave me props for that one.

[LA Ute]

LAUte with stadium smack.

BTW, I failed to mention that our stadium is prettier. Beautiful sandstone beats battleship gray.*

This is so great. We at Ub5 have fans here at CS who follow Senioritis' BYU thread and quote it here as evidence of how obsessed we are with BYU.

[LA Ute]

There's this thread at UB5 with a couple thousand posts where Utes remind themselves of how over BYU they are. As a bonus you get to see LAU hyperventilating about mean and dirty BYU.

http://www.utahby5.com/showthread.ph...-Thread/page74

Oh, stop being so sensitive about it. Everybody plays dirty. Your guys just get caught on video doing it more than others. I write it off to BYU's gift for theatrics.

[cougjunkie]

Oh, stop being so sensitive about it. Everybody plays dirty. Your guys just get caught on video doing it more than others. I write it off to BYU's gift for theatrics.

You mean Ute fans scrounge through hours of BYU tapes and create websites with showing 7 examples over a 15 year period.

Oh and you can eat a dick, I was always indifferent but you really are a two faced piece of shit.