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  • wally
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    • Jun 2010
    • 4137

    #376
    Originally posted by Commando View Post
    A lot to be puffed up about if you're Utah. Can't wait for the inevitable deflation. They do play Washington State this year, right?
    LOL! You don't know anything about what it is like to be a Utah fan! Most of the veteran fans were watching the game, up 50-something to 13 in the 3rd, and still clenching sphincter that the wheels were going to somehow come off of the miraculous run our squad was making. Most of us still can't fully believe that 2004 and 2008 ever happened, or are left to assume they were somehow the result of the space-time continuum ripping and allowing us a glimpse of some version of the dimension where Clack omits grey font in his posts and the Utes are always contenders.

    No, I don't think that the deflation among Utah fans this season will be anywhere near as epic as it usually is among the cougar faithful, because we remain grounded in the safety of our ritual pessimism!!

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    • Applejack
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2012
      • 3812

      #377
      Originally posted by wally View Post
      LOL! You don't know anything about what it is like to be a Utah fan! Most of the veteran fans were watching the game, up 50-something to 13 in the 3rd, and still clenching sphincter that the wheels were going to somehow come off of the miraculous run our squad was making. Most of us still can't fully believe that 2004 and 2008 ever happened, or are left to assume they were somehow the result of the space-time continuum ripping and allowing us a glimpse of some version of the dimension where Clack omits grey font in his posts and the Utes are always contenders.

      No, I don't think that the deflation among Utah fans this season will be anywhere near as epic as it usually is among the cougar faithful, because we remain grounded in the safety of our ritual pessimism!!
      Potd. I don't know what, if anything yesterday's game tells us about each team. But it was one hell of a ride.

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      • Bo Diddley
        Senior
        • Jul 2012
        • 18766

        #378
        Originally posted by Applejack View Post
        Potd. I don't know what, if anything yesterday's game tells us about each team. But it was one hell of a ride.
        You really are a pessimistic bunch, aren't you? Enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

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        • SeattleUte
          Faith crisis consultant
          • Nov 2008
          • 20837

          #379
          Originally posted by All-American View Post
          I agree that this weekend is a very strong data point for the argument against God's existence, though probably for somewhat different reasons than yours. Yesterday's debacle was so perfect, so complete, that it could not have possibly happened without some sort of divine orchestration. Indeed, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly terrible could have occurred purely by chance that you may see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

          "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
          "But," says Blueintheface, "BYU was shut out by Michigan, whom Utah beat, while Utah proceeded to open up a can on OREGON. That's a dead giveaway, isn't it? That couldn't have happened by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
          "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
          "Oh, that was easy," says Blueintheface, and for an encore goes on to suggest that LaVell was merely mortal, and gets killed by an angry mob of CBers.
          If there is a thread that runs through the entire Bible it's that God has to beat down His people to keep them meek and humble. God's folks need to be meek and humble or they cease to be His people, and winning invariably begets pride. That's what was wrong with the Assyrians, the Philistines and the Romans. This is one of the chief proofs against Mormonism being His Church--Mormons have this schizophrenic competitive drive and craving for worldly acceptance and recognition. One of the chief proofs for it is that BYU gest beat down so much.
          When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

          --Jonathan Swift

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69606

            #380
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            If there is a thread that runs through the entire Bible it's that God has to beat down His people to keep them meek and humble. God's folks need to be meek and humble or they cease to be His people, and winning invariably begets pride. That's what was wrong with the Assyrians, the Philistines and the Romans. This is one of the chief proofs against Mormonism being His Church--Mormons have this schizophrenic competitive drive and craving for worldly acceptance and recognition. One of the chief proofs for it is that BYU gest beat down so much.
            SU believes! :clap:
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #381
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              If there is a thread that runs through the entire Bible it's that God has to beat down His people to keep them meek and humble. God's folks need to be meek and humble or they cease to be His people, and winning invariably begets pride. That's what was wrong with the Assyrians, the Philistines and the Romans. This is one of the chief proofs against Mormonism being His Church--Mormons have this schizophrenic competitive drive and craving for worldly acceptance and recognition. One of the chief proofs for it is that BYU gest beat down so much.
              I felt a noticeable lack of the spirit at Autzen on Saturday, God must exist. Still all-in!
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • Blueintheface
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 15382

                #382
                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                I felt a noticeable lack of the spirit at Autzen on Saturday, God must exist. Still all-in!
                How can you still be all in? Truly a man of great faith, after the Saturday you just had to endure. My guess is a great calling is in your future.

                Will your coach survive the season?
                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                  Time to camp
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26082

                  #383
                  Read in the paper this morning that it was a great week of practices, maybe the best since last year, I'm confident Colorado won't get more than 45 tomorrow!
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • TripletDaddy
                    sweet triple
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 58186

                    #384
                    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                    Read in the paper this morning that it was a great week of practices, maybe the best since last year, I'm confident Colorado won't get more than 45 tomorrow!
                    Colorado will be good for what ails you.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                    sigpic

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                    • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                      Time to camp
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26082

                      #385
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Colorado will be good for what ails you.
                      Now I have to learn about craft beers?
                      Get confident, stupid
                      -landpoke

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                      • pellegrino
                        miserere me
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 12100

                        #386
                        Texas, oh Texas. How art thou fallen.
                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                        Alessandro Manzoni

                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                        pelagius

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                        • scottie
                          Junior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5247

                          #387


                          Haha

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                          • LiveCoug
                            LA Ute loves me
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 18486

                            #388
                            Living somewhat close to Austin, I've tried to follow Texas a bit to see if they might spark something within me.

                            Nope, nothing.

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                            • old_gregg
                              scaly man fish
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 16915

                              #389
                              no way strong survives getting embarrassed by tcu and losing to ou and baylor
                              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                              • Omaha 680
                                Senior Member
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 11174

                                #390
                                Yep. Gary Patterson still bugs me.

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