Week 11 Jesus vs. The (Sun) Devil and more

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  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165

    #241
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Keep going, SU. Let it all out. We are here for you, amigo.
    Not me. I'm only here to enjoy watching him suffer. His anger and rage fuels my happiness.

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    • myboynoah
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 21719

      #242
      So what is this feat that young Mr. Clay was trying to accomplish, and that Coach Kyle has failed to coach out of him? Trying to drop the ball right as he crosses the line? Dropping the ball right on the goal line? He's done it twice now, and others have done it as well. Is that the cool thing to do these days?

      Also, what would be the appropriate coaching steps Coach Kyle should take to rid young Mr. Clay of this proclivity to drop the ball as soon as he crosses the goal line?
      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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      • CardiacCoug
        вот так штука
        • Nov 2008
        • 11013

        #243
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        It's sickening to think how many players have dived to that pylon trying to break a fragment of that plane, risking their spines, brains, kidneys, suffering all manner of violent injuries that will dog them their entire lives, trying to nudge the ball into that plane, and in doing so suffering injuries that may even lead to dementia and premature death, and this punk deliberately dropped the ball while that vaunted plane was two feet away and nobody to stop him carrying the football through it.

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69720

          #244
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          It's sickening to think how many players have dived to that pylon trying to break a fragment of that plane, risking their spines, brains, kidneys, suffering all manner of violent injuries that will dog them their entire lives, trying to nudge the ball into that plane, and in doing so suffering injuries that may even lead to dementia and premature death, and this punk deliberately dropped the ball while that vaunted plane was two feet away and nobody to stop him carrying the football through it.
          I hope you folks appreciate SU's genius now. This post is a work of art.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Topper
            Pre-Historic Man
            • Nov 2011
            • 11764

            #245
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            It's sickening to think how many players have dived to that pylon trying to break a fragment of that plane, risking their spines, brains, kidneys, suffering all manner of violent injuries that will dog them their entire lives, trying to nudge the ball into that plane, and in doing so suffering injuries that may even lead to dementia and premature death, and this punk deliberately dropped the ball while that vaunted plane was two feet away and nobody to stop him carrying the football through it.
            This is your best in a long time.
            "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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            • snowcat
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 1348

              #246
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              It's sickening to think how many players have dived to that pylon trying to break a fragment of that plane, risking their spines, brains, kidneys, suffering all manner of violent injuries that will dog them their entire lives, trying to nudge the ball into that plane, and in doing so suffering injuries that may even lead to dementia and premature death, and this punk deliberately dropped the ball while that vaunted plane was two feet away and nobody to stop him carrying the football through it.
              It makes sad to think about all those ex-mo's dropping the ball right before they get through those pearly gates.
              One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

              Woot

              I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
              SU

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              • Blueintheface
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 15382

                #247
                Cathartic, isn't it? Welcome to our Hell.
                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                • MarkGrace
                  Grooveshark dick tease
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 31546

                  #248
                  Don't worry, when SU is at the pearly gates, this will be on his videotape.
                  So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                  • Crockett
                    Junior Member
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 850

                    #249
                    Originally posted by snowcat View Post
                    It makes sad to think about all those ex-mo's dropping the ball right before they get through those pearly gates.
                    Nicely done. Better than SU's.

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                    • MartyFunkhouser
                      Disciple of RNGesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 18756

                      #250
                      I'm really impressed with the P5 bias in the college football playoff rankings. Marshall nowhere to be found. Only non P5 team is Notre Dame. I'm glad to see the power conferences set this up to protect their own.
                      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                      --Kendrick Lamar

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                      • USUC
                        Chronic Poseur
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 8795

                        #251
                        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                        I'm really impressed with the P5 bias in the college football playoff rankings. Marshall nowhere to be found. Only non P5 team is Notre Dame. I'm glad to see the power conferences set this up to protect their own.
                        Take this shit to UB5

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                        • The_Douger
                          Athletic Supporter
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 5413

                          #252
                          I don't really see any G5 teams that deserve a big bowl game this year under this criteria or the previous criteria.
                          Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                          • smokymountainrain
                            Impressive Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22593

                            #253
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            I'm really impressed with the P5 bias in the college football playoff rankings. Marshall nowhere to be found. Only non P5 team is Notre Dame. I'm glad to see the power conferences set this up to protect their own.
                            It's going to be funny when two Big 12 teams make the playoff. Like, really funny.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • Omaha 680
                              Senior Member
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 11182

                              #254
                              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                              It's sickening to think how many players have dived to that pylon trying to break a fragment of that plane, risking their spines, brains, kidneys, suffering all manner of violent injuries that will dog them their entire lives, trying to nudge the ball into that plane, and in doing so suffering injuries that may even lead to dementia and premature death, and this punk deliberately dropped the ball while that vaunted plane was two feet away and nobody to stop him carrying the football through it.
                              It's more heartbreaking than sickening.

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                              • Green Monstah
                                Royal Rooter
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 13965

                                #255
                                Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                                It's more heartbreaking than sickening.

                                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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