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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69601

    #271
    Originally posted by Applejack View Post
    Even though you didn't ask, at halftime I'll be making some delicious fish for dinner!

    So if the Stanford band takes a low-blow shot at Kaelin, Gordon B. Hinckley, or Drizzy Dres, I won't know about it until I read your write-up.
    That was NOT a low-blow shot at GBH! It was more of an homage to a particularly prophetic passage. (Dwight, take note)
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • hostile
      lollygagger
      • Dec 2009
      • 5736

      #272
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      What do utes plan on doing at halftime at stanford?

      I would ask about your plans specifically but you dont seem to attend utah games, which seems to be a pattern among ute fans on this board.
      This will be my second trip to Stanford. First time was in the old stadium. I believe at halftime of that game my uncle, who is an orthodontist, adjusted the braces he had put on my younger brother. I don't think that will be happening this year.
      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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      • MartyFunkhouser
        Disciple of RNGesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 18730

        #273
        Originally posted by Applejack View Post
        Even though you didn't ask, at halftime I'll be making some delicious fish for dinner!

        So if the Stanford band takes a low-blow shot at Kaelin, Gordon B. Hinckley, or Drizzy Dres, I won't know about it until I read your write-up.
        Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
        As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
        --Kendrick Lamar

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        • smokymountainrain
          Impressive Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22593

          #274
          Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
          Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
          lol @ funk. you obviously missed the big MTSU home win.
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • Commando
            Explosivo
            • Feb 2009
            • 20748

            #275
            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
            Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
            Not true! While it was and is pretty hilarious- and only made exquisitely funny by whomever deftly wielded imovie and that GBH talk, the best thing this year was Taysom jumping over that Texas DB. Or that win. Pretty great stuff this year, also lots of terrible stuff, but none involve the University of Utah or their narcissistic fans.
            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • Commando
              Explosivo
              • Feb 2009
              • 20748

              #276
              Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
              Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
              I should note that you do get full points for that alliteration.
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • old_gregg
                scaly man fish
                • Nov 2009
                • 16915

                #277
                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
                it would be really crazy if members of a fan base were still getting mileage out of an embarrassing play years after it happened.

                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • imanihonjin
                  Junior Member
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 3772

                  #278
                  Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                  Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
                  Am I the only one who finds humor in the fact that funk spends large portions of time on BYU fan message boards and then whines on one such BYU message board about how sad certain commentary from Cougar nation is?

                  I am sure that if an Auburn player did the same thing as Clay did, Alabama would, at a minimum, spend the same amount of time laughing at, making fun of, and trying to create as many memes as possible about how awesomely histerical that play was. Thats okay though, you can go on about being butt hurt about whatever sad commentary you perceive exists while perusing CS and CB.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69601

                    #279
                    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                    Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
                    It has indeed been a shitty year. Thanks, Clay!
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #280
                      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                      Trust me you will get a complete and detailed write-up, so be glad that you will have full knowledge of what happens. The best thing that happened to Cougar fans all year was Kailen Clay's Calamitous Clusterfuck, so anything involving that will be celebrated by Cougar nation. It is really a commentary on how sad the Cougar season has been this year.
                      funk i disagree. I loved seeing utah blow a 21 point lead to Washington State, and that was while BYU was nationally ranked and in the heisman conversation!
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • YOhio
                        Hipster Mode
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26165

                        #281
                        Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                        it would be really crazy if members of a fan base were still getting mileage out of an embarrassing play years after it happened.

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #282
                          Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                          it would be really crazy if members of a fan base were still getting mileage out of an embarrassing play years after it happened.

                          This is one instance when it is actually appropriate to hate both the player and the game.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • smokymountainrain
                            Impressive Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22593

                            #283
                            Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                            Am I the only one who finds humor in the fact that funk spends large portions of time on BYU fan message boards and then whines on one such BYU message board about how sad certain commentary from Cougar nation is?
                            No.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165

                              #284

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                              • Applejack
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 3812

                                #285
                                Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                                it would be really crazy if members of a fan base were still getting mileage out of an embarrassing play years after it happened.

                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                This thread has taken a turn for the better! Thanks, Funk!

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