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  • hostile
    lollygagger
    • Dec 2009
    • 5736

    #31
    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Oh! Max, indeed. They also found shoplifted items from Walmart??? How low can he go?



    Seriously though, just a sad case. I hope he and his family can pull through.
    They survived beer being poured on them. I think they have developed the fortitude necessary to overcome this.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    • Northwestcoug
      Cocked and Loaded
      • May 2011
      • 18003

      #32
      Originally posted by hostile View Post
      They survived beer being poured on them. I think they have developed the fortitude necessary to overcome this.
      Wally said it might have been something stronger. It may take awhile...
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748

        #33
        Originally posted by wally View Post
        Looks like some faint mustard stains on his shoulders. Wonder if he was eating subway earlier?
        Good catch! Don't forget the faint mustard stains on his collar as well as the backdrop. Messy Max!
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • originalsocal
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 1632

          #34
          I come from a different era in BYU football. My all time favorite player is Jimbo MFn McMahon. I hear all the time how the program at that time was all kinds of dirty when it came to covering up honor code violations. We all know Jim MFn McMahon's history. Max is my son's favorite player. I will tell you right now though, how I wish my son had a different idol, like JM...I'm having all kinds of trouble trouble with this thing with Max. He idolizes him...like I idolized JM. I don't know if there is any irony here or life lessons or anything...I'm just disappointed with this.

          Sad, sad, sad.

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          • Green Monstah
            Royal Rooter
            • Aug 2010
            • 13948

            #35
            Originally posted by originalsocal View Post
            I come from a different era in BYU football. My all time favorite player is Jimbo MFn McMahon. I hear all the time how the program at that time was all kinds of dirty when it came to covering up honor code violations. We all know Jim MFn McMahon's history. Max is my son's favorite player. I will tell you right now though, how I wish my son had a different idol, like JM...I'm having all kinds of trouble trouble with this thing with Max. He idolizes him...like I idolized JM. I don't know if there is any irony here or life lessons or anything...I'm just disappointed with this.

            Sad, sad, sad.
            Sooner or later your son is going to have to learn that good people fuck up. Who knows? You could even turn it into a teaching moment about the importance of keeping his distance from drugs.
            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • MartyFunkhouser
              Disciple of RNGesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 18747

              #36
              Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
              I blame Ute fans for this. He has PTSD from watching beer poured on his parents.
              Why don't you blame Arizona fans, they were the first to pour beer on his parents.
              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
              --Kendrick Lamar

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              • MartyFunkhouser
                Disciple of RNGesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 18747

                #37
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                Too bad the manager was a spurned Sun Devil fan. Had he been a Coug, he could have rushed out and stopped the arresting officers, told them the HDMI cables were a gift, and chided Max for forgetting the spool of Monster Cable speaker wire (talk about expensive!) he then could have handed him.
                I would really hope that the Coug would also have asked him to use those precious cables to become an honest man.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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                • Commando
                  Explosivo
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 20748

                  #38
                  I like Max. He M.C.'d the giveaway at one of the Rex E Lee runs back in the day and was genuinely funny-- not BYU funny or playing to the crowd funny; it made me really respect his intellect. Some of the most talented people I know struggle with drugs-- and by struggle I mean are one act of indiscretion away from dying because of the grip they're in. For most it takes hitting the bottom of the barrel, but some can do it with a wake up call. Hopefully he can get help for the sake of his family before he winds up with a prison stint or he dies.
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • Armenag
                    Arbiter
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 292

                    #39
                    We all have an El Guapo to face.

                    Hope he gets the help he needs.

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                    • cougjunkie
                      *Banned*
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 23223

                      #40
                      This is Ute fans chance to prove Max right or wrong. So far he was right about MPfunk. Anyone else?
                      *Banned*

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593

                        #41
                        Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                        I still love him. Come talk to me when he's killed a guy.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • myboynoah
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 21719

                          #42
                          mrs. myboynoah claims I'm too tolerant of BYU players that get into trouble. She is totally clueless when it comes to football.
                          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                          • Armenag
                            Arbiter
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 292

                            #43
                            Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                            This is Ute fans chance to prove Max right or wrong. So far he was right about MPfunk.
                            Again, we all have an El Guapo to face.

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                            • smokymountainrain
                              Impressive Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22593

                              #44
                              Originally posted by originalsocal View Post
                              I come from a different era in BYU football. My all time favorite player is Jimbo MFn McMahon. I hear all the time how the program at that time was all kinds of dirty when it came to covering up honor code violations. We all know Jim MFn McMahon's history. Max is my son's favorite player. I will tell you right now though, how I wish my son had a different idol, like JM...I'm having all kinds of trouble trouble with this thing with Max. He idolizes him...like I idolized JM. I don't know if there is any irony here or life lessons or anything...I'm just disappointed with this.

                              Sad, sad, sad.
                              Good to hear your son appreciates one of the greatest Cougars ever.
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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                              • MartyFunkhouser
                                Disciple of RNGesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 18747

                                #45
                                Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                                This is Ute fans chance to prove Max right or wrong. So far he was right about MPfunk. Anyone else?
                                Oh really, please provide me with examples.
                                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                --Kendrick Lamar

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