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  • Northwestcoug
    Cocked and Loaded
    • May 2011
    • 18003

    #16
    I'm always surprised how quick Wikipedia is. There it is, the very last sentence of Hall's Wikipedia entry, his arrest on Friday.
    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #17
      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
      Likely HDMI cables. Have you seen how expensive those are at Best Buy?
      im guessing either a washer dryer combo or the LOTR directors cut DVD box set.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

      sigpic

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      • Northwestcoug
        Cocked and Loaded
        • May 2011
        • 18003

        #18
        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        Too bad the manager was a spurned Sun Devil fan. Had he been a Coug, he could have rushed out and stopped the arresting officers, told them the HDMI cables were a gift, and chided Max for forgetting the spool of Monster Cable speaker wire (talk about expensive!) he then could have handed him.
        Or possibly a Gilbert High School rival. I didn't know he is/was the offensive coordinator there.
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • wally
          <><><><><><><><>
          • Jun 2010
          • 4137

          #19
          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
          I blame Ute fans for this. He has PTSD from watching beer poured on his parents.
          I thought that it had already been established that it was actually a hard liquor-spiked soda and not beer? Am I up in the night here?

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          • Donuthole
            Official Outgayer
            • Nov 2008
            • 25265

            #20
            Originally posted by scottie View Post
            I predict the longest thread in CS hist.
            Early returns show that the only people enjoying this more than Ute fans and/or former BYU fans are those UVSC students who hated living in the same town as all the BYU students. At least if my fb feed is accurate. The polls are still open.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Green Monstah
              Royal Rooter
              • Aug 2010
              • 13947

              #21
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Booked wearing a BYU shirt. lol.

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              He looks like he's coming off a three-day bender. I feel bad for his family.
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • venkman
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 2199

                #22
                I still love Max Hall! Hope he can get the help he needs.
                "Remember to double tap"

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                • wally
                  <><><><><><><><>
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 4137

                  #23
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  Booked wearing a BYU shirt. lol.
                  Looks like some faint mustard stains on his shoulders. Wonder if he was eating subway earlier?

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                  • MarkGrace
                    Grooveshark dick tease
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 31546

                    #24
                    Originally posted by venkman View Post
                    I still love Max Hall! Hope he can get the help he needs.
                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                    • Seldom Seen Smith
                      Junior Member
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 26

                      #25
                      Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                      blow is pretty classy, at least.
                      Only when hookers are involved.

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25265

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Seldom Seen Smith View Post
                        Only when hookers are involved.

                        Are you as shocked as I am that the media hasn't tried to cover this up and/or somehow blame the Utes?
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • Eddie
                          Senior Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 8098

                          #27
                          I'm just gonna believe that one of the players he coaches at the high school called him because he was in trouble, Max came to his rescue and got caught with the kid's backpack. Poor Max...in trouble for trying to help a kid who is into drugs and stole some stuff. I'm sure this will all get sorted out quickly enough.

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                          • Northwestcoug
                            Cocked and Loaded
                            • May 2011
                            • 18003

                            #28
                            Oh! Max, indeed. They also found shoplifted items from Walmart??? How low can he go?



                            Seriously though, just a sad case. I hope he and his family can pull through.
                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                            - SeattleUte

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165

                              #29
                              So sad. Hopefully he can turn it around and overcome his demons.

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                              • cougjunkie
                                *Banned*
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 23223

                                #30
                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                So sad. Hopefully he can turn it around and overcome his demons.
                                Super mean post!
                                *Banned*

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