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  • #931
    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
    Oh, man is JL cracking up at you right now.
    I don't know what's wrong with you but lately it is like you are auditioning for the lead role in the grinch who stole Christmas [sic].
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    • #932
      Chuck F'n Strong
      ‏@ChuckFnStrong
      It took Jesus and his disciples 85 years to build the pyramids I'm going to need at least that long to right this program
      The delicate point I am making right now in my press conference is that these players still little bitches
      Last edited by oxcoug; 09-08-2014, 11:42 AM.
      Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

      It can't all be wedding cake.

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      • #933
        Taysom being Taysom: Hill passed Jake Heaps on the BYU all-time passing list to claim the No. 17 spot with 3,852 passing yards in his career.
        http://www.heraldextra.com/sports/co...5d2c69b75.html

        Didn't realize Taysom had reached such a milestone in this game.
        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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        • #934
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I said a long time ago, as in a few years ago, that Texas had no real pre game atmosphere. Let me handle that stuff folks. Thanks.
          Nobody believed you so I figured I'd chime in. Now things are cool.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • #935
            Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
            Chuck F'n Strong
            ‏@ChuckFnStrong

            Chuck F'n Strong
            ‏@ChuckFnStrong

            It took Jesus and his disciples 85 years to build the pyramids I'm going to need at least that long to right this program
            The delicate point I am making right now in my press conference is that these players still little bitches
            Lol. I hope they turn into men this weekend and world beaters by the time the RRR rolls around in October.
            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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            • #936
              Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
              One of the best posts I have read on shaggybevo was something to the effect of "is this what other teams felt like playing us when we had VY?"
              This was my favorite series of posts re: Taysom
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • #937
                Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                http://www.heraldextra.com/sports/co...5d2c69b75.html

                Didn't realize Taysom had reached such a milestone in this game.
                I preferred this snippet from "Taysom being Taysom":

                With 99 rushing yards, he also moved up the all-time rushing list to pass No. 12, passing JJ DiLuigi. Hill now has 1,876 rushing yards. He rushed for three touchdowns, tying a personal best. The last time he rushed for three TDs was against Texas in 2013.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #938
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  You're misunderstanding me. That buckle looks fine. I just don't love the way the Mission Belt fits.
                  I have 4 mission belts. But I am fat. So maybe thats why I love them. That buckle is as good as mine in 3 days!
                  ( FYI I most likely wrote that incoherently and will be properly corrected forthwith. Thanks)

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                  • #939
                    In a fitting coda to this thread, Viking, the Duke of Duncylvania, has back pedaled on his threats to sue for defamation (his lawyer probably told him that truth was a defense) and is now falling over himself to praise BYU and also to keep not subtly mentioning that he was in st. George this weekend instead of posting from Brazil. He also appears to have switched allegiances again and is now a BYU fan, anew, despite his recent ill-fated switch to be a ute fan.

                    i guess the main lesson in all of this is that Viking remains a rudderless dunce but it is important to remind ourselves from time to time of the context in which Vikings duncery manifests itself. Be vigilant, my friends!
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                    • #940
                      We're just a flavor of the month- that's all. He'll come back to the Church next time the tide comes in, as well. As you say- rudderless.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • #941
                        McConaughey gives post BYU game pep talk:
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • #942
                          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                          McConaughey gives post BYU game pep talk:
                          Post UCLA.

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                          • #943
                            Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                            Post UCLA.
                            Right. My bad. He talks about hanging with UCLA to the end. The BYU game was a shock because we ran away with it.
                            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                            -Turtle
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                            • #944
                              I liked the chest thumping at the end.

                              If i had one crack at addressing the BYU team, I would go the yelling and screaming route, probably focusing a lot of profanity directed towards the Utes and also calling out specific BYU players for dumb mistakes they have made so far in the season.
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                              • #945
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                I liked the chest thumping at the end.

                                If i had one crack at addressing the BYU team, I would go the yelling and screaming route, probably focusing a lot of profanity directed towards the Utes and also calling out specific BYU players for dumb mistakes they have made so far in the season.
                                How many times would you work the word dunce in? I'd put the over under at 5.5.

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