It's Monday and nobody has come up with a clever title for the ND-BYU game

[wally]

I think there should be some Lennay Kekua reference.

"whore of all the earth"?

[Dwight Schr-ute]

"whore of all the earth"?

...and beyond!

[Topper]

Name your fake girlfriend at the Golden Dome thread

I have not watched a single ND game this year. It seems they are not as strong, but the Badger game revealed BYU's OLine is still a major liability which slows down everything we do on offense.

Any insights into ND's play. I understand we will be entertaining a snow storm during the game.

[Commando]

I dunno what to expect at all. This recent rash of injuries -specifically Mitch Matthews- during the Wisconsin let-down has me bummed out on football a bit. We do still have Cody, so there's that. If ND doesn't double him up all game they're damn fools. Other than him and some part time work by SkyRid, our passing game shouldn't scare them at all.

I am encouraged about JSwag's return to form and Hine's increased touches.

Damn it I can't lie- our O line needs to turn a corner and step it up b/c everyone else is already doing their job.

[Harry Tic]

How about Tommy's Boys vs. the Saint Francis Sissies?

[Clark Addison]

I am the opposite of most BYU fans. Now that Hoops season has started, I have a harder time to get up for football games. I am sure I will be there by Saturday, though.

[wapiti]

I am the opposite of most BYU fans. Now that Hoops season has started, I have a harder time to get up for football games. I am sure I will be there by Saturday, though.

Kicking off the season with a triple-spot on Stanford's home court certainly caught my attention. Having a ranked Iowa State coming to the MC isn't hurting either. I'm in full hoops mode.

[byu71]

How about "Will the Golden Dome lose it's shine?"

That is an awesome one and it is only my first try.

[Surfah]

What the hell is going on?

There is a bigger basketball game tomorrow night. Then I will focus on football. That said, I expect Notre Dame to be really upset that Mama listed us in his top 4 and left them out.

[YOhio]

There could be some clever wordplay centered around the different sponsoring religious organizations of the two private universities playing against each other. Let's see if anyone can come up with something good.

[YOhio]

Notre Dame also has some traditions and sayings that could be exploited for a great thread title. "Win one for the Gipper" or "Play like a champion today." Those are just a couple of examples.

[YOhio]

Also if you want to get a little ribald, South Bend sounds like a crazy sex position and Cougar is popular slang for a middle aged woman who prefers younger men as a sexual partner.

[Harry Tic]

Also if you want to get a little ribald, South Bend sounds like a crazy sex position and Cougar is popular slang for a middle aged woman who prefers younger men as a sexual partner.

YOhio's sudden epiphanies remind me of that famous quote by JS, who knew a thing or two about inspiration himself: "A person may profit by noticing the first intimation of the spirit of revelation; for instance, when you feel pure intelligence flowing into you, it may give you sudden strokes of ideas, so that by noticing it, you may find it fulfilled the same day or soon..."

Ignore any naysayers, YOhio. You're clearly on a roll. Keep taking that dictation as fast as you can.

[lambdacoug]

Perhaps, Win One for the Catfisher: BYU Noodles ND

I mean, that's got a Te'o reference, ND saying reference. Not to mention, who could possibly misconstrue noodling as anything other than fishing for catfish?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I am fine with the current title.