THE OFFICIAL CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU THREAD

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  • Cougarmandias
    Stringpuller to the stars
    • Apr 2011
    • 407

    #61
    It's that time of year for heartwarming stories about how Craig James killed five (5) hookers at SMU one Christmas.
    I think, perhaps, the only person who hates BYU fans more than ute fans hate BYU fans, is Bronco Mendenhall.
    -smokymountainrain


    Menden Hall Hates Me.

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    • New Mexican Disaster
      Suomalainen
      • Nov 2008
      • 4549

      #62
      This Thanksgiving as we gathered around the family hearth to celebrate all that we are thankful for, our talk gradually centered around how thankful that none of our family were the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED WHILE AT SMU, allegedly.

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      • TexTechCoug
        Carbonite
        • Nov 2010
        • 891

        #63
        how will the fact that Craig James murdered 5 hookers adversley effect his bid for a senate seat in Texas? it seems to me Craig James' history of brutally murdering 5 hookers will likely be a big obstacle to a successful election bid.

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        • Spicy McHaggis
          Junior Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 178

          #64
          Originally posted by TTCoug View Post
          how will the fact that Craig James murdered 5 hookers adversley effect his bid for a senate seat in Texas? it seems to me Craig James' history of brutally murdering 5 hookers will likely be a big obstacle to a successful election bid.
          Not in Texas. He'll win 90% of the vote there.

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          • U-Ute
            Non member
            • Aug 2009
            • 2071

            #65
            Originally posted by Spicy McHaggis View Post
            Not in Texas. He'll win 90% of the vote there.
            He has a can't lose ad campaign.

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            • Flystripper
              Degenerate Gambler
              • Nov 2008
              • 14087

              #66
              You might be right, people in Texas have little sympathy for hookers. However, even the most gun-loving Texan is a more than a little aghast that Craig James could kill 5 hookers while at smu and get away with it. After all, the people in Texas love a good legal execution and the fact that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at smu gives hem an opportunity to fire up ole' sparky.
              Last edited by Flystripper; 12-14-2011, 12:36 PM.
              Dyslexics are teople poo...

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              • Cougarmandias
                Stringpuller to the stars
                • Apr 2011
                • 407

                #67
                Wait, it was illegal for Craig James to kill five (5) hookers at SMU? I am shocked and appalled that Craig James illegally killed five (5) hookers at SMU.
                I think, perhaps, the only person who hates BYU fans more than ute fans hate BYU fans, is Bronco Mendenhall.
                -smokymountainrain


                Menden Hall Hates Me.

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69452

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                  However, even the most gun-loving Texan is a more than a little aghast that Craig James could kill 5 hookers while at smu and get away with it.
                  Meh. You could get away with just about anything when Craig James was at SMU.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • U-Ute
                    Non member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2071

                    #69
                    Well, duh

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                    • Viking
                      Banned
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 6470

                      #70
                      Originally posted by U-Ute View Post
                      He has a can't lose ad campaign.
                      I just busted out in all forms of loud laughter in the Admirals Club when this opened and had the entire club turn and look at me.

                      Fantastic!

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69452

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Viking View Post
                        I just busted out in all forms of loud laughter in the Admirals Club when this opened and had the entire club turn and look at me.

                        Fantastic!
                        Why settle for a link when you have the whole pic?

                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • New Mexican Disaster
                          Suomalainen
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 4549

                          #72
                          Well, it looks like Craig James will no longer work for ESPN as he will now pursue the Senate seat from Texas. I can't say that I am sad about that.

                          Will all the other Republican candidates take a position on the tough issues, like, whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? I know where Craig James stands on the issue.

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                          • UtahJazzFan88
                            Jazz | Utes | Raiders
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 1678

                            #73
                            Should I be giddy and estatic that Craig James is leaving ESPN, or worried about the future of America being doomed at the possibility of him being in office?

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #74
                              Alright, I get this now.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69452

                                #75
                                Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
                                Well, it looks like Craig James will no longer work for ESPN as he will now pursue the Senate seat from Texas. I can't say that I am sad about that.

                                Will all the other Republican candidates take a position on the tough issues, like, whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? I know where Craig James stands on the issue.


                                Woohoo!
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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