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  • #31
    Well, The one thing we do know about this is 5 HOOKERS DID NOT KILL CRAIG JAMES AT SMU. Otherwise he would stop showing up on my tv to broadcast games.

    However, I never see the 5 DEAD HOOKERS THAT CRAIG JAMES KILLED AT SMU (alledgedly) broadcasting any games on ESPN, so draw your own conclusions.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
      I am really sorry that I did not properly title this thread the Official Craig James Killed 5 Hookers thread. It is important that the official thread title doesn't minimize that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS. I apologize for my horrible act. Although, it was not nearly as horrible of an act as when CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS and disposed of their bodies by dissolving them in a vat of acid.
      Allegedly
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      • #33
        Seems to be a lot of Craig James judging going on in this thread. So the man had a thing for wearing dead hooker skin suits back in the day. Glass houses people.

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        • #34
          This is shocking. I can't believe that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. I would have guessed a much higher number.
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          • #35
            All day today I've listened to see if the sports media will break the news that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE (5) HOOKERS AT SMU. But the conspiracy of silence continues. How long before some brave journalist is willing to recognize the elephant in the room, that CRAIG JAMES (allegedly) KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              This is shocking. I can't believe that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. I would have guessed a much higher number.
              You are a mod. You should use you power for good and change title of this thread to THE OFFICIAL CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU THREAD. It is important that when people see this thread that they understand that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU (allegedly).

              I also agree that it is likely that Craig James killed more than 5 hookers at SMU.
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              • #37
                More evidence popping up:

                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #38
                  I want so badly to post in this thread, but I know my lawyer would kill me (and perhaps some hookers, too).

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                  • #39
                    Now 7th.

                    https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-...w=1124&bih=506

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                      I'd never heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.
                      You introduce an idea that needs to be clarified: Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU or the original subject of Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Did Craig James kill 5 hookers while he was at SMU or at some later point after graduation? Or it could be Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU even before attending the university?
                      I have nothing else to say at this time.

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                      • #41
                        5 hookers and Craig James walked into a bar while he attended SMU. Only Craig James came out alive.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Viking View Post
                          I want so badly to post in this thread, but I know my lawyer would kill me (and perhaps some hookers, too).
                          Is your lawyer CRAIG JAMES? I did not know CRAIG JAMES was also a lawyer; a lawyer should know that it is wrong to KILL HOOKERS. I guess when he was at SMU he wasn't a lawyer and perhaps wasn't aware of this, hence the allegations of KILLING 5 HOOKERS seem more reasonable.
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                          • #43
                            CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU and the Ducks are currently treating Stanford like CRAIG JAMES TREATED THE 5 HOOKERS HE KILLED AT SMU.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              More evidence popping up:

                              Excellent.

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