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What I've never heard is that the hookers killed themselves after the horror of Craig James.I think, perhaps, the only person who hates BYU fans more than ute fans hate BYU fans, is Bronco Mendenhall.
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You guys have rocketed to the number 9 hit for a google search of: craig james killed 5 hookers.
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I'm guessing it's right behind links like the NY Times and Yahoo Sports. Ours is just rank speculation, more people want the facts about CRAIG JAMES KILLING 5 HOOKERS.Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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Craig James killed only the 5 hookers that begged for mercy. All of the other hookers only had their teeth and tongues removed for safety and silence.Dyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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This thread is nothing but "Babs bait". If anything can bring her out of retirement, it would be to come to the rescue of Craig James."Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.Comment
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I find it very curious that ESPN hasn't commented on the rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS. What are they hiding?If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
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Well somebody needs to come to his defense what with all these baseless rumors about CRAIG JAMES KILLING FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.Originally posted by Borg View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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It's the question everybody wants to know: what about Craig James Killed 5 Hookers? Texas wants to know if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers, or if Craig James Will Kill 5 More Hookers.Originally posted by DU Ute View PostAwesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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"Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU" rumor FAQ:
Q. According to the rumor, who killed 5 hookers at SMU?
A. Craig James.
Q. According to the rumor, who did Craig James kill at SMU?
A. 5 hookers.
Q. According to the rumor, how many hookers did Craig James kill at SMU?
A. 5.
Q. Where was Craig James when he (allegedly) killed those 5 hookers?
A. SMU
Q. What did Craig James do to 5 hookers while he was at SMU?
A. He is rumored to have killed them dead.Comment
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Not bad. Already on the first page, but still 9th from the top.
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So I was just just browsing this thread...is this real? Did Craig James Kill 5 Hookers at SMU?I'm like LeBron James.
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FIVE HOOKERS WERE KILLED BY CRAIG JAMES when he was at SMU. Craig James also killed the 5 hookers in Lubbock when he was messing with The Pirate at his son's behest. His hooker killing spree started at SMU and continues throughout his mortal sojourn even today.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostDyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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the title of this thread needs to be changed to "The Official Craig James Killed 5 Hookers thread". Craig James KILLED 5 hookers, he didn't AND them.Dyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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Has Craig James ever denied that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU?
The silence is telling. I'm starting to think there's some truth to these widespread rumors that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU.I think, perhaps, the only person who hates BYU fans more than ute fans hate BYU fans, is Bronco Mendenhall.
-smokymountainrain
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I am really sorry that I did not properly title this thread the Official Craig James Killed 5 Hookers thread. It is important that the official thread title doesn't minimize that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS. I apologize for my horrible act. Although, it was not nearly as horrible of an act as when CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS and disposed of their bodies by dissolving them in a vat of acid.Originally posted by Flystripper View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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