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  • Jarid in Cedar
    CS Institutional Memory
    • Jun 2009
    • 13234

    #46
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    I think that if they made just one vodka sacrament cup and reserved it for me, I would attend more often. Brethren! Make it happen!
    "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

    "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

    "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

    -Rick Majerus

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    • Goatnapper'96
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 10930

      #47
      Originally posted by Flattop View Post
      It seems that I struck a nerve.
      Just my G-spot!
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      I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
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      • il Padrino Ute
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 19161

        #48
        Originally posted by Commando View Post
        At least you are engaging in actual rivalry smack related to the game rather than unsubstantiated put downs.

        For the record, I found 4th and 18 to be hilariously awesome, and I further found Harvey's ass-smashing of that certain loud mouthed Linebacker crossing the goal line to be particularly savory. My only regret is that AC didn't recite the Max Hall tirade, because that's really the only way it would have been more offensive to Ute fans.
        Dang, talk about not knowing the rival. It was a safety, not a linebacker that Unga demolished at the goal line. Sheesh.
        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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        • Green Monstah
          Royal Rooter
          • Aug 2010
          • 14016

          #49
          Originally posted by Flattop View Post
          ???

          It's not like Max was the first to complain about beer related issues at RES.


          It seems that I struck a nerve.
          No nerves struck. Just seems like an idiotic thing to say.
          Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

          "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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          • Flattop
            Many books, little time
            • Jun 2009
            • 1452

            #50
            Originally posted by RedSox View Post
            No nerves struck. Just seems like an idiotic thing to say.
            Idiotic or incredibly obvious. It's certainly one of those.
            Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
            Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
            Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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            • Green Monstah
              Royal Rooter
              • Aug 2010
              • 14016

              #51
              Originally posted by Flattop View Post
              Idiotic or incredibly obvious. It's certainly one of those.
              Equating the mention of beer as a "religious" issue in this context (and almost any context) is silly. You have plenty of religiously charged statements from BM and other players, so I'm not sure why Max mentioning beer is bothersome.
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • Flattop
                Many books, little time
                • Jun 2009
                • 1452

                #52
                Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                Equating the mention of beer as a "religious" issue is silly.
                If not for the WoW, I would agree.
                Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                • Green Monstah
                  Royal Rooter
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 14016

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Flattop View Post
                  If not for the WoW, I would agree.
                  You need to connect the WoW to his outrage though. I think he would be equally pissed if someone threw Sprite, hot chocolate, strawberry milk, or even large amounts of water on his family, n'est-ce pas? Especially considering that there was probably a time in Max's life where he was quite fond of beer.
                  Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                  "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                  • Jarid in Cedar
                    CS Institutional Memory
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 13234

                    #54
                    Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                    You need to connect the WoW to his outrage though. I think he would be equally pissed if someone threw Sprite, hot chocolate, strawberry milk, or even large amounts of water on his family, n'est-ce pas? Especially considering that there was probably a time in Max's life where he was quite fond of beer.
                    I think that CB style BYU fans earn a badge of courage if they get beer thrown at them at RES, but sprite or chocolate milk only gets you a nod of acknowledgement.
                    "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                    "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                    "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                    -Rick Majerus

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                    • Flattop
                      Many books, little time
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 1452

                      #55
                      Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                      You need to connect the WoW to his outrage though. I think he would be equally pissed if someone threw Sprite, hot chocolate, strawberry milk, or even large amounts of water on his family, n'est-ce pas? Especially considering that there was probably a time in Max's life where he was quite fond of beer.
                      And yet, most stories of bad Utah fan behavior always seem to include the consumption of alcohol. Whether it is beer or soda, or something else, would certainly be just as upsetting. But alcohol points to a major difference between both fan bases.
                      Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                      Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                      Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                      • Green Monstah
                        Royal Rooter
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 14016

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Flattop View Post
                        And yet, most stories of bad Utah fan behavior always seem to include the consumption of alcohol. Whether it is beer or soda, or something else, would certainly be just as upsetting. But alcohol points to a major difference between both fan bases.
                        To be fair, alcohol consumption is something that points to a difference between BYU fans and every other fanbase besides maybe the Iranian soccer team.

                        I'm just not seeing it in Max's comments, that's all.
                        Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                        "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                        • Green Monstah
                          Royal Rooter
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 14016

                          #57
                          “These people were some of the most hateful people I have ever seen,” said a distraught Glenn Beck this morning as he described an altercation he and his family had last night while watching a screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps in New York’s Bryant Park. Explaining that a group of people yelled at his family, took pictures of them, and kicked a cup of wine onto his wife, Beck said that his security team feels that, had he reacted poorly, things might have “gone off.”
                          Glenn Beck always has to go and get religious on us.
                          Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                          "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                          • Shaka
                            Senior Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 10461

                            #58
                            Kicked a cup of wine on them? What were Ute fans doing in NYC?

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                            • Pheidippides
                              Liberal Feminazi
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14759

                              #59
                              Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                              Kicked a cup of wine on them? What were Ute fans doing in NYC?
                              SeattleUte was on a business trip.
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