Splish Splash, No More Baths : BYU @ Oregon

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  • Copelius
    Maker of eyeballs
    • Dec 2012
    • 4081

    #1

    Splish Splash, No More Baths : BYU @ Oregon

    It is Tuesday and no game thread yet. I am still pretty pissed at their 1990 shenanigans up there. Hopefully we are prepared and/or the ducks just let nature take its course and take the butt whoopin that is coming.

    BTW for all you welders, there are two tickets right behind the BYU bench on the 50 for $500 each.
    “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman
  • USUC
    Chronic Poseur
    • Apr 2010
    • 8812

    #2
    Teams like Oregon always give me anxiety. They have speed and talent and can put something together at any point even if they are underperforming. I want this win even more than Baylor though because it's the Pac-12 and.

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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69792

      #3
      I don't get the thread title. Can someone explain? Rubber duckies?
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Art Vandelay
        Striving for mediocrity
        • Jul 2009
        • 10516

        #4
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        I don't get the thread title. Can someone explain? Rubber duckies?
        Me neither.

        I would have went with: Shut the Duck Up

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        • Commando
          Explosivo
          • Feb 2009
          • 20748

          #5
          I would like to see this team destroyed a la John Beck and Jonny Harline. So many Oregon fans need to feel this L.
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69792

            #6
            Originally posted by Commando View Post
            I would like to see this team destroyed a la John Beck and Jonny Harline. So many Oregon fans need to feel this L.
            There is definitely a different tone this week with Oregon fans vs what we saw with Baylor fans.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Commando
              Explosivo
              • Feb 2009
              • 20748

              #7
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              I don't get the thread title. Can someone explain? Rubber duckies?
              He's right, though-- it's Tuesday and no thread yet. We have ourselves to blame for the title.
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • All-American
                Right, as Usual
                • Nov 2008
                • 15685

                #8
                Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post

                Me neither.

                I would have went with: Shut the Duck Up
                I move to amend the title.
                τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 38024

                  #9
                  Originally posted by All-American View Post

                  I move to amend the title.
                  denied for laches.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Art Vandelay
                    Striving for mediocrity
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10516

                    #10
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post

                    denied for laches.
                    I didn't get the thread title, but I did learn a new word today.

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                    • Goatnapper'96
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 10930

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                      There is definitely a different tone this week with Oregon fans vs what we saw with Baylor fans.
                      The Big 12 footprint is a good place for BYU sports IMO. Eugene is a great place but there is not a small aspect of its university community that views the existence of institutions like BYU as an existential threat to the world they believe must be created for the salvation of mankind.
                      Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                      -General George S. Patton

                      I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                      -DOCTOR Wuap

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                      • All-American
                        Right, as Usual
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 15685

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post

                        I didn't get the thread title, but I did learn a new word today.
                        It's a fake word that nobody understands but judges will use it to get the ruling they want. It's the legal equivalent of "keleven" in the accounting world.
                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                        • Pelado
                          Bald not naked
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 21202

                          #13
                          BYU +3.5 (-110) at Oregon

                          Hopping back on the BYU train here after last week. They have injuries at WR, but I think both players have a shot at playing on Saturday. My model really likes BYU and is not a fan of Oregon. Even outside of Oregon’s blowout loss to Georgia in Week 1, my model just doesn’t see it with the Ducks. My model has BYU rated higher on offense and defense so really the only advantage here is that Oregon is at home. Are we going to assume these teams as equal? I can’t get there. This game should be closer to a pick ’em and I’ll take the 3.5 all day.

                          Worst line to bet: BYU +3 (-110)

                          Model projection: Oregon 27.9, BYU 26.2
                          https://theathletic.com/3587563/2022...k-3-best-bets/
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                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Art Vandelay
                            Striving for mediocrity
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 10516

                            #14
                            Originally posted by All-American View Post

                            It's a fake word that nobody understands but judges will use it to get the ruling they want. It's the legal equivalent of "keleven" in the accounting world.
                            Interesting

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 38024

                              #15
                              Originally posted by All-American View Post

                              It's a fake word that nobody understands but judges will use it to get the ruling they want. It's the legal equivalent of "keleven" in the accounting world.
                              You know you're putting it in all your affirmative defenses.
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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