Return of the Living Dork - BYU vs Virginia 2021

[Copelius]

I'd love to upgrade but I am bringing my 3 boys so we probably ought to stick together. Speaking of which, I haven't been down to a game in a while. Can someone give me a parking tips for a cheapskate?

[Joe Public]

Empey, LaChance, Ah You, Hanneman all out tonight. Empey likely out for the season. GRommey questionable.

[All-American]

Geez, does it still count as a full loss if we don’t actually field a full team?

[All-American]

Virginia ranks #113 out of 130 in the FBS in rushing defense. Their 5.2 yards allowed per carry is horrific. Hopefully we just chew up clock and keep their offense off the field.

No way that isn’t the game plan. We are going into this thinking our path to victory is to do what we did last week.

[originalsocal]

Empey, LaChance, Ah You, Hanneman all out tonight. Empey likely out for the season. GRommey questionable.

WTF???? I hadn't heard about Ah You.

[All-American]

True to form, BYU defers after winning the toss and ESPN isn’t ready to go at kickoff.

[All-American]

Geez, when we give them two chances to convert on third and they STILL don’t convert… nice!

[BigPiney]

Fuck you ESPN,

[LVAllen]

COUGARS ARE ON THE MOVE!!

[All-American]

I imagine that touchdown drive looked very nice.

[LVAllen]

LET'S SHOE HONKO

[LVAllen]

LETS SHOE HONKO.. AGAIN. LOLOLOLOL
God Bless Wilgar.

[Joe Public]

Fuck you ESPN,

X 1,000

[BigPiney]

In the ESPN app I went to the scoreboard, that link worked.

[Joe Public]

Nice pick by Wilgar. Let's go, BYU!