"Fat and drunk Ute" post thread

[SeattleUte]

Let's hear all your drunk Ute horror stories. Feel free to harvest from CB. This is the place to share your scarring encounters with Ute fans!

[beefytee]

Let's hear all your drunk Ute horror stories. Feel free to harvest from CB. This is the place to share your scarring encounters with Ute fans!

I know it isn't Utah/BYU. But I always laugh inside when I here about the UNLV basketball fans, crying about getting beat up by Lee Cummard's wife.

That's something you try to keep quiet, not let the rest of the world know.

That has go down in history as the best horror story ever.

[FMCoug]

One of the worst things about my move to Utah is having to interact with actual Ute fans. Who I tend to like. It was easier to stereotype from afar.

[Clark Addison]

My father went to the University of Utah, and was an alcoholic much of his life. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

He was never particularly heavy, though.

[falafel]

The University of Utah corrupts the Lord's annointed.

In law school plenty of dyed in the wool BYU fans lost their testimonies and began wearing "BUCK F.Y.U." t-shirts to the games, just so they could try and work it with the not-so-attractive law school coeds. Shame

[YOhio]

I hope that we can keep weight jokes out of the rivalry. That would be uncalled for.

[Non Sequitur]

I hope that we can keep weight jokes out of the rivalry. That would be uncalled for.

Can we please change the category to "Drunk and Syphilitic Ute Fans"?

[YOhio]

One thing that always cracks me up about BYU games are the old guys that yell at the refs. Yelling from the top rows for the Zebras to pull their heads out or put their glasses on is always hilarious. Then there are the dudes that get pissed when every play doesn't go the distance. LES assembles a pretty funny cast of characters.

[byu71]

One thing that always cracks me up about BYU games are the old guys that yell at the refs. Yelling from the top rows for the Zebras to pull their heads out or put their glasses on is always hilarious. .

[YOhio]

Your tickets aren't that bad, are they?

[byu71]

Your tickets aren't that bad, are they?

No, but I don't think your slam against old people was based on where they are sitting. AS good as my seats are, I still doubt the refs can here me.

[YOhio]

No, but I don't think your slam against old people was based on where they are sitting. AS good as my seats are, I still doubt the refs can here me.

I said that the old people were hilarious. What more do you want from me?

[byu71]

I said that the old people were hilarious. What more do you want from me?

Let me think about it.

[New Mexican Disaster]

When I was about 14 my dad went up to Rice Stadium for the shindig. As we were leaving, a drunken Ute fan bumped into me and said "fuck you and the zoobs.," for absolutely no reason. About half a second later my dad tackled him to the ground, pounded his head into the dirt , and told him to shut his mouth. Then he got up and we ran for our car while the Ute fan screamed obscenities at us.

There were several other pushing matches between my dad and Ute fans over the years. Of course, he was not always the innocent bystander and the ute fans were not drunk, so in those instances he was definitely in the wrong. He did also altercate with BYU fans on a couple of occasions. So maybe it was just him other than the incident described above.

[LA Ute]

I've always been amazed that people who show up at their rival's stadium decked out in the visiting team's gear expect to be treated with kid gloves.

My only recent experience was at last year's beat-down in Rice-Eccles. I noticed a number of BYU fans, usually spouses of Ute fans, in their BYU gear. Aside from some good-natured ribbing, nothing bad was said or happened. I am sure that is the exception, of course, because we know how horrible Ute fans are . . . .