The Official Jimmerphilia Thread

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  • Moliere
    One man.....one pie
    • Oct 2009
    • 27830

    #391
    Just got this picture from another aTm fan:

    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69579

      #392
      Originally posted by Commando View Post
      Ok, thanks for not trying, dimwit. You really belong back at UFN.


      What's the hell's the matter with you? TopUte has been fine in this thread.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Blueintheface
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 15382

        #393
        Michelle Obama aint got nothin' on The Jimmer. Jimmer Fredette: The New Champion of Childhood Obesity.

        Fat kids everywhere are practicing their crossovers this very minute. "Play 60?" Heck, I'll play 90.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • Commando
          Explosivo
          • Feb 2009
          • 20748

          #394
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


          What's the hell's the matter with you? TopUte has been fine in this thread.
          I apologize for "taking a shit" in the thread about TopUte's favorite player by pointing out that even the quadropeds at UFN are reluctantly giving Jimmer props. I also apologize for making that so murky and incomprehensible by not spelling it out in caveman English, thereby angering the retarded ogre and making him lash out.
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • Commando
            Explosivo
            • Feb 2009
            • 20748

            #395
            Originally posted by wally View Post
            I don't normally watch basketball, considering it is a sport for limp-wristed guys who easily bruise. I usually only watch the Utes or the Jazz when the games really count. Out of loyalty, I will follow Ute box scores.

            I watched the '97-'98 Utes and again in 2005 in the tourny. I watched the Jazz in the playoffs in '97-'98, and sporadically in the playoffs after that.

            This Jimmer is making me want to watch and even cheer(WTF?!?) for BYU in the tournament.

            Have I been Jimmered?
            You bet!

            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • Blueintheface
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 15382

              #396
              Originally posted by wally View Post
              Have I been Jimmered?
              He's knocking. Let him in.
              "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

              "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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              • Lost Student
                BAND!
                • Nov 2008
                • 4324

                #397
                Originally posted by Commando View Post
                I apologize for "taking a shit" in the thread about TopUte's favorite player by pointing out that even the quadropeds at UFN are reluctantly giving Jimmer props. I also apologize for making that so murky and incomprehensible by not spelling it out in caveman English, thereby angering the retarded ogre and making him lash out.
                LOL worst apology ever.
                "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                • Green Monstah
                  Royal Rooter
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 13929

                  #398
                  Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                  LOL worst apology ever.
                  lmao.
                  Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                  "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                  • EuropeanFootballMale
                    Karate/Friendship Master
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 1339

                    #399
                    Originally posted by wally View Post

                    Have I been Jimmered?
                    People who have experienced a bona fide jimmering don't have to ask. They know.

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                    • cougjunkie
                      *Banned*
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 23223

                      #400
                      Lots of Jimmer talk on Rome this morning. Tune in.

                      "The guy is pure the guy is AWESOME!" that is a direct Rome quote.
                      *Banned*

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                      • Shaka
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10448

                        #401
                        Rome led with Jimmer and will be breaking it down further.

                        Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk

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                        • Shaka
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 10448

                          #402
                          Props to CJ for beating me to the punch.
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                          • TripletDaddy
                            sweet triple
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 58186

                            #403
                            Rome is spending lots of time talking about Jimmer, doing a lot of email resets...but he is also taking it to him and wondering if he is a flash in the pan.

                            Rome hating on Jimmer!
                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                            sigpic

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 37920

                              #404
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Rome is spending lots of time talking about Jimmer, doing a lot of email resets...but he is also taking it to him and wondering if he is a flash in the pan.

                              Rome hating on Jimmer!
                              Rome hasn't been paying attention, paying attention. Jimmer has lit up the entire month of January. He's more supernova than flash in the pan.
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69579

                                #405
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                Rome is spending lots of time talking about Jimmer, doing a lot of email resets...but he is also taking it to him and wondering if he is a flash in the pan.

                                Rome hating on Jimmer!
                                That bastard. Where is Jim Everett when you need him?
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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