Larry Krystkowiak and the 2011-12 Utah Utes

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  • Goatnapper'96
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10924

    #166
    Originally posted by Surfah View Post
    That is step 5.
    LOL!
    Step 1 - Westminster
    Step 2 - SLCC
    Step 3 - Iron Mission Regional Champs
    Step 4 - Weber State
    Step 5 - Utah State
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

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    • Goatnapper'96
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 10924

      #167
      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
      I wonder if there is any chance that Krysto can get a MTC recruiting pipeline going like Dave Rose.
      I doubt he has the connections required. Besides that Dave, as an RM, has likely mastered the capacity to cry on cue. If young men of the tribe want to get inside the knickers of the womenfolk, it requires either the ability to sing or to cry on cue. I am thinking Rose, like many of us, had to go down the route of the latter. Serious skill to use at the MTC to get em to think you are a monkey when you wants to catch a monkey.

      It also great when self righteous stringpullers can then bare witness of the integrity of former missionary comps and the high priority they held their own mission as they waited until the plane ride home to start figuring out what they were going to do with their post mission lives. If by damn any school could not wait for that schedule then they did not want t go there!
      Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
      -General George S. Patton

      I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
      -DOCTOR Wuap

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      • LA Ute
        Receiver of Memory
        • Nov 2008
        • 19512

        #168
        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
        But then stringpulling pussies can run around and testify of the deep committment they have that everyone else's coach to follow some nebulus and usually changing concept of "class!"

        I mean how it must have hurt Utefans to hear that Aggie fans feel Krystkowiak has the same class as Dave Rose. FTR Ute fans, I don't think that is a compliment.
        Irony alert: A guy with your signature line lecturing others about the significance of class.
        “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
        ― W.H. Auden


        "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
        -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


        "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
        --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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        • SCcoug
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 7625

          #169
          Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
          LOL!
          Step 1 - Westminster
          Step 2 - SLCC
          Step 3 - Iron Mission Regional Champs
          Step 4 - Weber State
          Step 5 - Utah State
          I would have gone with a modified profit meme.

          Maybe something like this

          Step 1 - steal Disco Stu's recruits
          Step 2 - extra steam machines for big games
          Step 3 - ??????
          Step 4 - Win national championship

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          • Goatnapper'96
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 10924

            #170
            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
            Irony alert: A guy with your signature line lecturing others about the significance of class.
            I think I am pretty clear that I think "class" is a pointless concept. I think it funny whenever fans start commenting/judging/evaluating the class of an opposing teams HC. I don't think fans are as informed about what opposing coaches actually do than they think they are. I think fans are likely far less informed what their own team's coaches do than they think they are as well. I also think none of those who carry on about class are likely to be willing to uniformly applicate their nebulous and changing standards wrt class to their own coaches. For instance I will bet that you were far more offended by Lavell Edwards RUTS on anyone he did it to than you were about what Kyle did to Joe Glenn and Wyoming. I just think that we should recognize our limitations and stay away from the class critiques.

            Further, I just find the class critique to the be ultimate surrender. Usually, those moaning about class are fans of the losing team. Especially given the unique dynamics of the BYU-Utah-USU rivalries where to a large percentage of the fanbases moral highground is such valuable real estate. The class critique is usually an effort to find balm of gilead for the losing sides wounded soul. I cannot stand the image that I would allow my opponent to have such glee at my expense and that I would appear like such a stringpuller, hence I doubt I ever criticize an opposing coach's class. For example, I might point out the obvious hypocrisy of Utenation wrt years of Women of Srbrnca like whining about Lavell and then nary a peep about Urban or Kyle, but as for Kyle he did his damn job as he saw fit and I will afford him the privilege of doing such.
            Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
            -General George S. Patton

            I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
            -DOCTOR Wuap

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            • Katy Lied
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 9435

              #171
              Plus, there is something about the word "classy" that just seems so, well, declasse. Classy just seems to want to moderate "broad." Classy broad. Or High class broad. Either way, the informality of this word contradicts the genteel meaning it is supposed to convey.

              And terribly overused. Any fan of a losing team who posts on CB after the game is lauded as classy.

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25256

                #172
                Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                Plus, there is something about the word "classy" that just seems so, well, declasse. Classy just seems to want to moderate "broad." Classy broad. Or High class broad. Either way, the informality of this word contradicts the genteel meaning it is supposed to convey.

                And terribly overused. Any fan of a losing team who posts on CB after the game is lauded as classy.
                Your analysis of "classy" reminds me of how my dad re-worked the lyrics to that country song "Trashy Women" because he found it offensive. I can still remember his version of the chorus:
                I like my women just a little on the classy side.
                When they wear clothes just right and their hair is styled
                Too much lipstick and too much rouge
                May be the things that other men choose
                But I like my women just a little on the classy side.
                He was actually in a profession that allowed him to perform this version on a number of occasions and it was always well-received by the demographic that he catered to. But that's a thread for another day.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • LA Ute
                  Receiver of Memory
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19512

                  #173
                  Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                  I think I am pretty clear that I think "class" is a pointless concept. I think it funny whenever fans start commenting/judging/evaluating the class of an opposing teams HC. I don't think fans are as informed about what opposing coaches actually do than they think they are. I think fans are likely far less informed what their own team's coaches do than they think they are as well. I also think none of those who carry on about class are likely to be willing to uniformly applicate their nebulous and changing standards wrt class to their own coaches. For instance I will bet that you were far more offended by Lavell Edwards RUTS on anyone he did it to than you were about what Kyle did to Joe Glenn and Wyoming. I just think that we should recognize our limitations and stay away from the class critiques.

                  Further, I just find the class critique to the be ultimate surrender. Usually, those moaning about class are fans of the losing team. Especially given the unique dynamics of the BYU-Utah-USU rivalries where to a large percentage of the fanbases moral highground is such valuable real estate. The class critique is usually an effort to find balm of gilead for the losing sides wounded soul. I cannot stand the image that I would allow my opponent to have such glee at my expense and that I would appear like such a stringpuller, hence I doubt I ever criticize an opposing coach's class. For example, I might point out the obvious hypocrisy of Utenation wrt years of Women of Srbrnca like whining about Lavell and then nary a peep about Urban or Kyle, but as for Kyle he did his damn job as he saw fit and I will afford him the privilege of doing such.
                  Thank you for the new signature line! And you definitely have me outclassed. I can say no more.
                  “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                  ― W.H. Auden


                  "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                  -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                  --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                  • creekster
                    It is NOT a monkey!
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22661

                    #174
                    Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                    Thank you for the new signature line! And you definitely have me outclassed. I can say no more.
                    Classy post LAUte!
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • YOhio
                      Hipster Mode
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 26165

                      #175
                      Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                      Irony alert: A guy with your signature line lecturing others about the significance of class.
                      Irony alert: LA Ute rolling his eyes at a lecture.

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                      • LA Ute
                        Receiver of Memory
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 19512

                        #176
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        Irony alert: LA Ute rolling his eyes at a lecture.
                        That's no way to speak to anyone about lectures, YOhio. I should think you would know better than that.
                        Last edited by LA Ute; 04-11-2011, 11:45 AM.
                        “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                        ― W.H. Auden


                        "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                        -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                        "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                        --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                        • LA Ute
                          Receiver of Memory
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 19512

                          #177
                          Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                          I consider mission players a different game (after hump). Everyone knows that they're re-recruitable after 18 months.

                          i would imagine Krystko will step on somebody's toes. That means he is taking local recruiting seriously.
                          Yes, the rules are different for missions. But calling a player who's committed just to explore the strength of his commitment seems like something opposing coaches do all the time in the recruiting game. I don't get Stew's angst.
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden


                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • NorthwestUteFan
                            אלוף
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 3384

                            #178
                            Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                            Plus, there is something about the word "classy" that just seems so, well, declasse. Classy just seems to want to moderate "broad." Classy broad. Or High class broad. Either way, the informality of this word contradicts the genteel meaning it is supposed to convey.

                            And terribly overused. Any fan of a losing team who posts on CB after the game is lauded as classy.
                            This discussion reminds me of 'Sportscaster Code Words'. I love "The League"...

                            Class Act, etc:

                            [YOUTUBE]_OjF_At3BKQ[/YOUTUBE]

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                            • woot
                              Resident Science Cop
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 5531

                              #179
                              Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                              This discussion reminds me of 'Sportscaster Code Words'. I love "The League"...

                              Class Act, etc:

                              [YOUTUBE]_OjF_At3BKQ[/YOUTUBE]
                              Whoa Jon Lajoie made it into a sitcom. That's cool.

                              Fake Edit: It seems this happened a long time ago. I will proceed to watch it.

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                              • CJF
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 8497

                                #180
                                Originally posted by woot View Post
                                Whoa Jon Lajoie made it into a sitcom. That's cool.

                                Fake Edit: It seems this happened a long time ago. I will proceed to watch it.
                                He's great on The League. His music is hilarious. That is easily one of my top 3 favorite shows on tv right now.
                                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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