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  • MartyFunkhouser
    Disciple of RNGesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 18730

    #196
    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    Last week, Brian converted over to BYU.

    this week, Mpfunk.

    Jimmermania!
    I'm sorry but I'm still devoted to the cause of Andre Miller. I've been a part of this cult since 1996 after the Utah v. Iowa St game, and I'm not leaving for another cult.
    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
    --Kendrick Lamar

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    • HuskyFreeNorthwest
      Time to camp
      • Nov 2008
      • 26082

      #197
      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
      I'm sorry but I'm still devoted to the cause of Andre Miller. I've been a part of this cult since 1996 after the Utah v. Iowa St game, and I'm not leaving for another cult.
      We aren't a cult!
      Get confident, stupid
      -landpoke

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      • MartyFunkhouser
        Disciple of RNGesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 18730

        #198
        mpfunk's short list of coaching candidates. I've learned our proper place in society from cougjunkie and I'm going to stick to realistic candidates only.

        1) Norm Parrish - head coach SL Community College. You got to start big, but he is likely to turn us down.
        2) Zeffie Nelson - BYU Men's Basketball Secretary. She may be out of our league too, but she once had a conversation with Dave Rice about his top 10 offense, so she should be able to bring that to Utah. She also talked to Jackson Emery on a recruiting trip and may be able to get us Nick Emery. I would like to shoot high with Mike Hall for Tim Lacomb but we now they would turn us down

        3) Dave Bliss - great fit for our lack of class university. I'm hoping that no one is murdered on his watch. We all know that Majerus was dirty anyway, so we have no problem with these type of people. He may turn us down in favor of coaching a high school team.
        4) Marshall Henderson's dad - he is a high school coach somewhere. Don't know if he is any good, but high school coaches seem about what we can get.
        5) Nick Jacobson's dad - see Marshall Henderson's dad.
        As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
        --Kendrick Lamar

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        • Blueintheface
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 15382

          #199
          Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
          mpfunk's short list of coaching candidates. I've learned our proper place in society from cougjunkie and I'm going to stick to realistic candidates only.

          1) Norm Parrish - head coach SL Community College. You got to start big, but he is likely to turn us down.
          2) Zeffie Nelson - BYU Men's Basketball Secretary. She may be out of our league too, but she once had a conversation with Dave Rice about his top 10 offense, so she should be able to bring that to Utah. She also talked to Jackson Emery on a recruiting trip and may be able to get us Nick Emery. I would like to shoot high with Mike Hall for Tim Lacomb but we now they would turn us down

          3) Dave Bliss - great fit for our lack of class university. I'm hoping that no one is murdered on his watch. We all know that Majerus was dirty anyway, so we have no problem with these type of people. He may turn us down in favor of coaching a high school team.
          4) Marshall Henderson's dad - he is a high school coach somewhere. Don't know if he is any good, but high school coaches seem about what we can get.
          5) Nick Jacobson's dad - see Marshall Henderson's dad.
          #2 made me laugh...come to think of it...it often does. :flush:
          "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

          "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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          • LA Ute
            Receiver of Memory
            • Nov 2008
            • 19512

            #200
            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
            mpfunk's short list of coaching candidates. I've learned our proper place in society from cougjunkie and I'm going to stick to realistic candidates only.

            1) Norm Parrish - head coach SL Community College. You got to start big, but he is likely to turn us down.
            2) Zeffie Nelson - BYU Men's Basketball Secretary. She may be out of our league too, but she once had a conversation with Dave Rice about his top 10 offense, so she should be able to bring that to Utah. She also talked to Jackson Emery on a recruiting trip and may be able to get us Nick Emery. I would like to shoot high with Mike Hall for Tim Lacomb but we now they would turn us down

            3) Dave Bliss - great fit for our lack of class university. I'm hoping that no one is murdered on his watch. We all know that Majerus was dirty anyway, so we have no problem with these type of people. He may turn us down in favor of coaching a high school team.
            4) Marshall Henderson's dad - he is a high school coach somewhere. Don't know if he is any good, but high school coaches seem about what we can get.
            5) Nick Jacobson's dad - see Marshall Henderson's dad.
            This is brilliant.
            “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
            ― W.H. Auden


            "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
            -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


            "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
            --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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            • LA Ute
              Receiver of Memory
              • Nov 2008
              • 19512

              #201
              First, watch the last 1:00 of this bit from 2008 - an example of what Boylen's coaching produced in an experienced set of players, few of whom are his recruits:

              [YOUTUBE]lO5GozLjCKw&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

              Now watch this Majerus team. Big Rick had retired a few weeks earlier and his assistant was coaching, but this is a trademark Majerus team moment. Watch the discipline of the players:

              [YOUTUBE]ErDZd7Sw_mc[/YOUTUBE]

              Now, it's not fair to compare one great moment with one clunky moment. I just thought the difference in the court sense of the players in both clips was remarkable. I don't blame Boylen for the downhill slide between the first level of play and the second, but I don't think he has stopped it at all. If anything it has gotten worse.
              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
              ― W.H. Auden


              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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              • Blueintheface
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 15382

                #202
                I rewatched (in about 15 min) the game from Saturday and I have to say I think Boylen did the absolute best job he could have given the talent of this team. The problem: He's responsible for the subpar talent on this team.

                He implemented a good plan utilitizing the best player with size and speed to guard Jimmer, he limited BYU's touches by slowing the game down to a crawl, and he filtered 3 defenders to Jimmer every time he broke the 3-pt barrier. He doesn't get a pass because playing not to lose by 30 is not really winning but he did the best he could with what he had.

                If any of you ever saw the movie Drowing Mona, I think this dialogue is appropriate in this case for Boylen:

                Chief Wyatt Rash: My mother always used to say, "When life hands you potatoes, make potato salad."

                Mona Dearly: Yeah? Well life handed me a pile of shit. What am I supposed to do with that?

                Phil Dearly: Make shit salad?
                Boylen made shit salad.
                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                • SeattleUte
                  Faith crisis consultant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20837

                  #203
                  Rock says Boylen is done.

                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                  --Jonathan Swift

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                  • scottie
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5247

                    #204
                    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                    There's a poll in that article asking "Whom would you rather see hired if Utah changes coaches?" After about 400 votes, Stew Morrill leads Mark Few 22.8% to 12% respectively; "Other" is the overall leader at 24.6%.

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                    • hostile
                      lollygagger
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 5736

                      #205
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      What a difference a month can make
                      "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                      "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                      • DrumNFeather
                        Invisible Swordsman
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 8854

                        #206
                        If Boylen cares at all about Utah basketball, he'll walk away being owed nothing.
                        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                        • MartyFunkhouser
                          Disciple of RNGesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 18730

                          #207
                          I'm just glad we were able to get 4 of the 20 conference championships he promised us in his first press conference.
                          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                          --Kendrick Lamar

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                          • SeattleUte
                            Faith crisis consultant
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20837

                            #208
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            I'm just glad we were able to get 4 of the 20 conference championships he promised us in his first press conference.
                            That promise gave me the heebee jeebees about him from the start. It's declasse to promise championships in your first presser. Don't make me promises, just deliver (I hear that at home sometimes).
                            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                            --Jonathan Swift

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                            • DrumNFeather
                              Invisible Swordsman
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 8854

                              #209
                              Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                              I'm just glad we were able to get 4 of the 20 conference championships he promised us in his first press conference.
                              "If we don't, then I've done something wrong."

                              Glad to see you coming around to our way of thinking, Jim.
                              "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                              Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                Time to camp
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 26082

                                #210
                                Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                That promise gave me the heebee jeebees about him from the start. It's declasse to promise championships in your first presser. Don't make me promises, just deliver (I hear that at home sometimes).


                                I hope everyone appreciates SU. One day he is going to just walk away like Barry Sanders, and we will be left wondering why.
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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