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  • #136
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    And I spotted you - you look exactly like your avatar. Your waistcoat was a bit too tight, though.
    How did my cravat look?

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    • #137
      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      How did my cravat look?
      Ruffled. You were not your usual put-together self.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #138
        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
        thanks!

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        • #139
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          You lack an eye for subtext.
          also, it is "jibe" not "jive." a very common error.
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          • #140
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            also, it is "jibe" not "jive." a very common error.
            Yes. But now you have reminded me:
            Randy : Can I get you something?
            Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
            Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
            First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
            Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
            Randy : Oh, good.
            Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
            Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
            Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
            Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
            Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
            First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
            Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
            “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
            ― W.H. Auden

            "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
            -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

            "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
            --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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            • #141
              Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
              Yes. But now you have reminded me:
              Randy : Can I get you something?
              Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
              Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
              First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
              Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
              Randy : Oh, good.
              Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
              Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
              Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
              Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
              Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
              First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
              Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
              Airplane is rated R. This jibes with your curious knowledge of slasher/gore/skin flicks.
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              • #142
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                also, it is "jibe" not "jive." a very common error.
                Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? (imitation posh accent) 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'. 'Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.'

                [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1oMhMwUbgc"]YouTube- Flying Lesson[/nomedia]
                Last edited by Flattop; 04-08-2010, 09:27 PM.
                Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                • #143
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  also, it is "jibe" not "jive." a very common error.
                  Yes, a horrific error, and another embarrassment for Utes. I noticed that woot got it right earlier today in the is there room for intellect thread.
                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                  --Jonathan Swift

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                  • #144
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Airplane is rated R. This jibes with your curious knowledge of slasher/gore/skin flicks.
                    Airplane is actually from that magical time period where you could show breasts in a movie and still have a PG rating.
                    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/
                    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                    --Kendrick Lamar

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                    • #145
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Airplane is rated R. This jibes with your curious knowledge of slasher/gore/skin flicks.
                      The IMDB site of Airplane quotes is definitely PG. Hey, just because a guy quotes Tolstoy doesn't mean he has read Tolstoy. Give a poser a little room.

                      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                      Airplane is actually from that magical time period where you could show breasts in a movie and still have a PG rating.
                      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/
                      Besides, you are wrong, TD. This is like Robert Hilburn getting a movie title wrong. Scandalous.
                      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                      ― W.H. Auden

                      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

                      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                      • #146
                        I know it was PG (I saw it as a kid) but it wouldn't have worked with the reference to the horror movies.

                        Robert Hilburn did music for the LAT, not movies.
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                        • #147
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          I know it was PG (I saw it as a kid) but it wouldn't have worked with the reference to the horror movies.

                          Robert Hilburn did music for the LAT, not movies.
                          Zing. Yeah, you knew Airplane was rated PG and I knew Hilburn was a music critic. But I can blame my forgetfulness on age; what's your excuse?

                          I guess I just thought the jive talk scene was funny. Silly me.
                          Last edited by LA Ute; 04-09-2010, 07:39 AM.
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden

                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • #148
                            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                            Yes, a horrific error, and another embarrassment for Utes. I noticed that woot got it right earlier today in the is there room for intellect thread.
                            Could you be any more uptight?
                            Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                            Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                            Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                            • #149
                              Originally posted by USS Utah View Post
                              Could you be any more uptight?
                              Look, it's important not to encourage him.
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden

                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                              • #150
                                college basketball's newest madman
                                "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                                "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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