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  • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Just how many loser government leaders are there that are being targeted for death, before we start hitting more schools?

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    I will never understand how a man this dumb became the most powerful human on the planet. We’re cooked.

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    • Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post

      I will never understand how a man this dumb became the most powerful human on the planet. We’re cooked.
      Indeed. We need to just start posting on all these events in my “Idiocracy was a prophecy” thread.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Khamenei's son named new supreme ruler of Iran.

        What's the over/under on how days before he is taken out? I am going with 3 days.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • Oil is now well over $100 bbl
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Khamenei's son named new supreme ruler of Iran.

            What's the over/under on how days before he is taken out? I am going with 3 days.
            Another nepo baby...

            WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering takedown of Iran’s new Supreme Leader, on Sunday Eric Trump claimed that the late Ayatollah’s son was an incompetent idiot who only attained his position through nepotism.

            “The last thing the world needs is yet another total bonehead getting a leg up just because of who his dad is,” Trump said. “If this dope’s last name was Henderson instead of Khamenei, he wouldn’t even be in the conversation.”

            He added that giving someone control over massive sums of money just because he had a powerful father is “a recipe for disaster.”

            “What kind of backwards country showers someone with riches because of who his dad is?” Trump asked. “All I can say is, congratulations, Iran: you just chose a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.”

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            • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              Oil is now well over $100 bbl
              Ahh, that explains this totally not panicking from Trump:

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              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post

                Another nepo baby...
                That quote could literally be an article from Babylon Bee.

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                • Originally posted by dabrockster View Post

                  That quote could literally be an article from Babylon Bee.
                  Lol. The Borowitz Report is a satire site.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Khamenei's son named new supreme ruler of Iran.

                    What's the over/under on how days before he is taken out? I am going with 3 days.
                    I will take the over. Likely Mossad's agents are still in the upper levels of the Regime, so I would think he would be extremely careful about who knows his location(s), trusting a much smaller circle.
                    “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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                    • What if he ends up being really cool? Like he wants to prove to the world that he's nothing like his dad. Win/win for everybody except the hardliners.

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                      • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        What if he ends up being really cool? Like he wants to prove to the world that he's nothing like his dad. Win/win for everybody except the hardliners.
                        Then the hardliners take him out within 6 months.
                        “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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                        • Lindsey really should have campaigned to be SOS.



                          In all seriousness, this is like a perfect storm. Graham with his warmongering and complete memory loss of previous wars, and how easy it is to flatter Trump and get your preferred outcome.
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                            Lindsey really should have campaigned to be SOS.



                            In all seriousness, this is like a perfect storm. Graham with his warmongering and complete memory loss of previous wars, and how easy it is to flatter Trump and get your preferred outcome.
                            Graham gave Netanyahu tips on how to sell this war to Trump.

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                            • Trump calls putin and then immediately says the war is close to over

                              Lol

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                              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                                Lol. The Borowitz Report is a satire site.
                                He occasionally can be a bit much, but I enjoyed his post today that Markwayne Mullin's leaving the Senate for DHS has helped Tommy Tuberville secure the title of Dumbest Senator.

                                People are gonna try to cheapen this victory by saying I only got it because Waynemark (sic) But like we used to say on the football field, a win’s a win. People need to realize, I had to compete with 99 other senators to win this title, And even if you subtract Mullin, that still leaves 95.

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