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  • #11836
    Originally posted by Commando View Post
    What about the fact that Trump announced he was throwing out the first pitch at a Yankees game without getting an invitation from the Yankees?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/27/u...ees-fauci.html
    Just a sad idiot.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • #11837
      djt's answer to Dr. Fauci.

      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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      • #11838
        "I look at school. I watch, I read, look at the stuff."

        Well then.


        https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tra...resident-trump
        "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
        -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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        • #11839
          Originally posted by Commando View Post
          What about the fact that Trump announced he was throwing out the first pitch at a Yankees game without getting an invitation from the Yankees?

          https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/27/u...ees-fauci.html
          I'd love to see a whatabout for that.

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          • #11840
            lol

            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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            • #11841
              Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
              djt's answer to Dr. Fauci.

              Are you suggesting that sex with demons WON'T make a person sick?

              Sorry - I'm sticking with an actual medical professional's opinion on this one.

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              • #11842
                Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                Are you suggesting that sex with demons WON'T make a person sick?

                Sorry - I'm sticking with an actual medical professional's opinion on this one.
                lol

                Another opinion:

                Americans are suffering. Trump offers them a doctor who warns of sex with demons.

                According to the Mayo Clinic, endometriosis is “an often painful disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that normally lines the inside of [the] uterus — the endometrium — grows outside [the] uterus.”

                Not so, says Stella Immanuel, a Houston pediatrician and spiritual leader of Fire Power Ministries, a pronouncedly non-orthodox church. Endometriosis and other potentially dangerous gynecological conditions are the residue of sexual intercourse with demons, Immanuel teaches. These demons, known as “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives” (you might prefer their pet names: Incubus and Succubus) once walked the Earth in physical form. After they drowned in Noah’s flood, however, they carried on only in non-corporeal form. They visit humans in sexy dreams, which aren’t dreams after all but spirit spouses making a booty call. The demons are responsible not only for diseases of the female reproductive system but also for male impotence, most financial troubles, marital discord and spiritual malaise.

                This is not Immanuel’s only diversion from the medical mainstream. She also maintains that alien DNA is a component of some therapeutic drugs and that government scientists are developing a vaccine to prevent religious faith. You can find these and other teachings of hers on YouTube.

                Or you can find Immanuel on President Trump’s Twitter feed, where she testifies to the power of hydroxychloroquine (yep! we’re back to that one) to cure covid-19 and assures the public that masks are not important to fighting the pandemic. More than 10 million Americans heard her advice, thanks in part to the president’s amplifying effect, before Facebook took down her page. In response, Immanuel threatened to have Jesus unplug Facebook’s servers.
                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                • #11843
                  Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                  lol

                  Another opinion:

                  Americans are suffering. Trump offers them a doctor who warns of sex with demons.
                  Endometriosis? Well sure - I'm not sure that sex with demons causes endometriosis. But I don't know - I'm not a doctor. I suppose that could be one of the causes.

                  Whether it's endometriosis or something else, I have no idea. But I am pretty sure that sex with demons will make you sick. How could it not?

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                  • #11844
                    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                    Endometriosis? Well sure - I'm not sure that sex with demons causes endometriosis. But I don't know - I'm not a doctor. I suppose that could be one of the causes.

                    Whether it's endometriosis or something else, I have no idea. But I am pretty sure that sex with demons will make you sick. How could it not?
                    I saw Ghostbusters. Nothing good can come from it.

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                    • #11845
                      President Trump: Making America Great Again...

                      https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno

                      This is a month old, but I just saw it. Others may have missed it too, which would be a real travesty. Turn it up. Waaaaaay up.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #11846
                        If Trump bans Tiktok then I'm voting for Trump. Done deal.
                        You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                        Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                        Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                        You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                        • #11847
                          Banning Tiktok might actually get young people to vote! Probably not a smart move politically as the old cranky people that would approve already vote.

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                          • #11848
                            Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                            Banning Tiktok might actually get young people to vote! Probably not a smart move politically as the old cranky people that would approve already vote.
                            I had honestly never heard of Tiktok until two weeks ago when my kids made fun of me for never having heard of Tiktok. All I know about it is that I don't get the appeal, and my gut tells me that just like Huwei, they're not a national security threat but another example of China getting the upper hand on the U.S., and the U.S. using "National Security" as convenient justification for restraining free markets.
                            "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                            • #11849
                              Full disclosure, I am one of those old cranky guys. I installed it a few months ago and have since gotten rid of it. Just not that entertaining. My daughter has tried to find some good Tiktoks for me, but nothing has moved the needle.

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                              • #11850
                                LOL Tik Tok is just the latest Vine. It'll blow out with the next strong wind. I think it's hilarious that Trump has it in his sights because kids on TikTok made him look like a giant ass by blowing up expectations for that Tulsa shitshow/rally.
                                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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