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  • Eddie
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 8098

    #10591
    Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
    Wow. Quite an acquisition. Is he trying to make himself a modern day Jefferson, with the Louisiana purchase or something?

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21085

      #10592
      Originally posted by Eddie View Post
      Wow. Quite an acquisition. Is he trying to make himself a modern day Jefferson, with the Louisiana purchase or something?
      A modern-day Seward, with the purchase of Alaska, seems more apropos.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • LVAllen
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2013
        • 3225

        #10593
        Originally posted by Eddie View Post
        Wow. Quite an acquisition. Is he trying to make himself a modern day Jefferson, with the Louisiana purchase or something?
        "You know, lots of people say that Greenland is very nice. I've been there myself. It's beautiful. So many pastures, and green plains. The people are warm and loving. They love Donald Trump. They say, "Mr. President, please, please buy our land. There are too many immigrants, we need your big wall." Well, we'll see folks. As soon as we can get this fake news cycle over with, I have a surprise announcement about Greenland. No COLLUSION."

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37861

          #10594
          Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
          I saw we do it.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • SCcoug
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 7625

            #10595
            Originally posted by falafel View Post
            I saw we do it.
            And make Denmark pay for it.

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            • frank ryan
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 12264

              #10596
              Originally posted by Pelado View Post
              A modern-day Seward, with the purchase of Alaska, seems more apropos.
              He just needs to wait. It’ll get cheaper each year as it melts.

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              • Jeff Lebowski
                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 69457

                #10597
                Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
                He just needs to wait. It’ll get cheaper each year as it melts.
                No! It will get more expensive.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • Uncle Ted
                  The Big 12 money shot.
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 28853

                  #10598
                  Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                  Drumpf's green new deal?

                  Though it has vast natural resources across its 811,000 square miles, Greenland relies on $591 million of subsidies from Denmark annually, which make up about 60% of its annual budget, according to U.S. and Danish government statistics.
                  WTF... Isn't there are only like five vikings living there?
                  "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                  "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                  "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37861

                    #10599
                    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                    Drumpf's green new deal?



                    WTF... Isn't there are only like five vikings living there?
                    I feel like we are much better suited to maximize the natural resources there.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • BlueK
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2011
                      • 7133

                      #10600
                      Maybe someday we'll have a President again and not just a troll-in-chief.

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69457

                        #10601
                        We should invade Greenland and liberate those poor people from their Danish overlords.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • YOhio
                          Hipster Mode
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26165

                          #10602
                          Greenland looked beautiful in the film Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

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                          • Northwestcoug
                            Cocked and Loaded
                            • May 2011
                            • 17917

                            #10603
                            Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                            And make Denmark pay for it.
                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                            - SeattleUte

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                            • frank ryan
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 12264

                              #10604
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              We should invade Greenland and liberate those poor people from their Danish overlords.
                              If Trump goes there, he will realise the Greenlandic people are brown and do not speak English. He will decide it is a shithole country and put them a banned entry to the US list.

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                              • LVAllen
                                Senior Member
                                • Oct 2013
                                • 3225

                                #10605
                                Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
                                If Trump goes there, he will realise the Greenlandic people are brown and do not speak English. He will decide it is a shithole country and put them a banned entry to the US list.
                                Someone showed him a Mercator projection map, and all he can think about is how can double, even triple, the size of the US. It's yuge. The map proves it.

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