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  • smokymountainrain
    Impressive Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22593

    #121
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    A lady in our ward told my wife last night that she was gone back to school. She is working on a degree in holistic medicine from some online school. She said she was shocked and thrilled that she got accepted!
    lol
    I'm like LeBron James.
    -mpfunk

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    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25231

      #122

      My crazy DoTerra friend may or may not make an appearance in this video.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • CardiacCoug
        вот так штука
        • Nov 2008
        • 11013

        #123
        That DoTerra stuff just kills me -- hard to believe people are that ignorant and gullible.

        Truly there's a sucker born every minute.

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        • Katy Lied
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 9435

          #124
          batshit crazy.

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          • Donuthole
            Official Outgayer
            • Nov 2008
            • 25231

            #125
            Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
            That DoTerra stuff just kills me -- hard to believe people are that ignorant and gullible.

            Truly there's a sucker born every minute.
            If the interwebs are accurate, she is earning somewhere between 29k and 47k per month. :jaw drop:
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • PaloAltoCougar
              Semper infra dignitatem
              • Nov 2008
              • 16918

              #126
              After watching the doTerra video I'm persuaded the product actually produces some beneficial effect. Having a woman lovingly rub a pleasant-smelling oil on my body would absolutely make me feel better. I'd have to be an idiot, of course, to believe it would help cure a physical infirmity, but I'm certain I'd feel better.

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              • SCcoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 7625

                #127
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                After watching the doTerra video I'm persuaded the product actually produces some beneficial effect. Having a woman lovingly rub a pleasant-smelling oil on my body would absolutely make me feel better. I'd have to be an idiot, of course, to believe it would help cure a physical infirmity, but I'm certain I'd feel better.
                Not to mention cooking and doing laundry with them.

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                • Donuthole
                  Official Outgayer
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 25231

                  #128
                  Do you all know that 1 in every 10 Americans are dealing with depression at one point or another and over 80% of them are not getting any help? I understand not wanting to use Antidepressants, especially since the #1 Side Effect is DEPRESSION! There are other tools available to help find relief and even just deal with the daily stresses of life! Take a couple of minutes to watch this amazing video put together by my friend! If you want more information, please message me. I know these are powerful tools given for our benefit and have seen them help thousands of people!
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Northwestcoug
                    Cocked and Loaded
                    • May 2011
                    • 17938

                    #129
                    I noticed 'motherless' can be cured with 'myrhh'. I liked the alliteration in that. If there really are 400 emotions, Doterra should do itself a favor and start using alliteration in their oils.

                    Also, 'could you change a life with just one drop?'. That's a great line. Well played, unethical business scheme.
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25231

                      #130
                      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                      I noticed 'motherless' can be cured with 'myrhh'. I liked the alliteration in that. If there really are 400 emotions, Doterra should do itself a favor and start using alliteration in their oils.

                      Also, 'could you change a life with just one drop?'. That's a great line. Well played, unethical business scheme.
                      She's on a roll today:

                      Lavender oil in a capsule is comparable to a prescription strength anti-anxiety medication according to this double-blind study. The facts prove that more often than not, prescriptions drugs do you more harm than good and there is usually a more natural solution available without the horrible side effects.
                      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed...2042%2Frelated

                      Hey ER, I noticed there is a very important step missing from this double-blind study.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • ERCougar
                        Junior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 10978

                        #131
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        She's on a roll today:



                        Hey ER, I noticed there is a very important step missing from this double-blind study.
                        Ha, nice catch. Damn placebo.
                        At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
                        -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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                        • Donuthole
                          Official Outgayer
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 25231

                          #132
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                          I would be more likely to purchase/use these if those were actually the product names. "Hey TripleDad, you don't look so good. Try some Indigestion and BBQ overload."
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25231

                            #133
                            From fb:

                            Ok girlfriends, this is AWESOME! I heard six weeks ago if you put just one drop each of Lavender and Rosemary in your mascara tube that your lashes would get thicker and longer with in eight weeks. Well six weeks today, and WOWSER! It's true! If you have your own oils, DO IT! If you don't have any oils and live near me, so by with your mascara and I'll share mine I love being a girly girl!
                            Millions of Texans are dying to know if this only works on lashes.
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • Uncle Ted
                              The Big 12 money shot.
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 28853

                              #134
                              I haven't looked at this doTerra oils stuff closely but do they have a product that is pre-conscrecated? That would be very convenient.
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • Harry Tic
                                I've Made a Huge Mistake.
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 1660

                                #135
                                I'd be more inclined to just snicker at the essential oils crowd if I didn't strongly suspect that they were disproportionately represented among the anti-vaccine zealots. Suddenly their idiosyncrasies aren't quite as charming.
                                Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                                --William Blake, via Shpongle

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