Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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Shame on Orrin Hatch - The Patron Saint of Quack Medicine
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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That DoTerra stuff just kills me -- hard to believe people are that ignorant and gullible.
Truly there's a sucker born every minute.
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If the interwebs are accurate, she is earning somewhere between 29k and 47k per month. :jaw drop:Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostThat DoTerra stuff just kills me -- hard to believe people are that ignorant and gullible.
Truly there's a sucker born every minute.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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After watching the doTerra video I'm persuaded the product actually produces some beneficial effect. Having a woman lovingly rub a pleasant-smelling oil on my body would absolutely make me feel better. I'd have to be an idiot, of course, to believe it would help cure a physical infirmity, but I'm certain I'd feel better.
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Not to mention cooking and doing laundry with them.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostAfter watching the doTerra video I'm persuaded the product actually produces some beneficial effect. Having a woman lovingly rub a pleasant-smelling oil on my body would absolutely make me feel better. I'd have to be an idiot, of course, to believe it would help cure a physical infirmity, but I'm certain I'd feel better.
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Do you all know that 1 in every 10 Americans are dealing with depression at one point or another and over 80% of them are not getting any help? I understand not wanting to use Antidepressants, especially since the #1 Side Effect is DEPRESSION! There are other tools available to help find relief and even just deal with the daily stresses of life! Take a couple of minutes to watch this amazing video put together by my friend! If you want more information, please message me. I know these are powerful tools given for our benefit and have seen them help thousands of people!Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I noticed 'motherless' can be cured with 'myrhh'. I liked the alliteration in that. If there really are 400 emotions, Doterra should do itself a favor and start using alliteration in their oils.
Also, 'could you change a life with just one drop?'. That's a great line. Well played, unethical business scheme."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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She's on a roll today:Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostI noticed 'motherless' can be cured with 'myrhh'. I liked the alliteration in that. If there really are 400 emotions, Doterra should do itself a favor and start using alliteration in their oils.
Also, 'could you change a life with just one drop?'. That's a great line. Well played, unethical business scheme.
Lavender oil in a capsule is comparable to a prescription strength anti-anxiety medication according to this double-blind study. The facts prove that more often than not, prescriptions drugs do you more harm than good and there is usually a more natural solution available without the horrible side effects.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed...2042%2Frelated
Hey ER, I noticed there is a very important step missing from this double-blind study.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Ha, nice catch. Damn placebo.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostShe's on a roll today:
Hey ER, I noticed there is a very important step missing from this double-blind study.At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
-Berry Trammel, 12/3/10
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I would be more likely to purchase/use these if those were actually the product names. "Hey TripleDad, you don't look so good. Try some Indigestion and BBQ overload."Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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From fb:
Millions of Texans are dying to know if this only works on lashes.Ok girlfriends, this is AWESOME! I heard six weeks ago if you put just one drop each of Lavender and Rosemary in your mascara tube that your lashes would get thicker and longer with in eight weeks. Well six weeks today, and WOWSER! It's true! If you have your own oils, DO IT! If you don't have any oils and live near me, so by with your mascara and I'll share mine I love being a girly girl!Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I haven't looked at this doTerra oils stuff closely but do they have a product that is pre-conscrecated? That would be very convenient."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I'd be more inclined to just snicker at the essential oils crowd if I didn't strongly suspect that they were disproportionately represented among the anti-vaccine zealots. Suddenly their idiosyncrasies aren't quite as charming.
Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
--William Blake, via Shpongle
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