The 2016 Presidential Election Trainwreck

[YOhio]

YO is correct, this is well done. And how appropriate, quoting an entitled, senior-level official so bothered by the requirements of the system that he instituted his own way of doing things, leaving a trail of death and ruined careers in his wake. All the while, operating in the shadows and obfuscating in public until forced to come clean by the law.

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Write in Mitt!!!

YES! Brilliant and devastating blow to JL and his nonsense Hillary love. You'll notice how he never refuted my points about how Hillary is pretty much Hitler.

[myboynoah]

You'll notice how he never refuted my points about how Hillary is pretty much Hitler.

Well, you did get a well done from NWC. On The Dude, we all know what it means when our arguments go unrefuted on the Internet.

[YOhio]

Hillary with awesome jokes and on point delivery. She's up to date and "gets" it. I'm still #neverTrump and #neverHillary, but she keeps this up I may have to reconsider.

[Jeff Lebowski]

YES! Brilliant and devastating blow to JL and his nonsense Hillary love. You'll notice how he never refuted my points about how Hillary is pretty much Hitler.

It wasn't very funny. Out of respect I didn't want to embarrass you further by drawing attention to it. You're welcome.

[Jeff Lebowski]

YO is correct, this is well done. And how appropriate, quoting an entitled, senior-level official so bothered by the requirements of the system that he instituted his own way of doing things, leaving a trail of death and ruined careers in his wake. All the while, operating in the shadows and obfuscating in public until forced to come clean by the law.



Write in Mitt!!!

[YOhio]

It wasn't very funny. Out of respect I didn't want to embarrass you further by drawing attention to it. You're welcome.

[BlueK]

Oh, and I see that Pence favors a fence along the Mexican border. I think this idea is better than Trump's, if only because one is pretty much already there, is cheaper than a ridiculous 50-foot wall, and will be just as effective.

And by "just as effective" you mean "just as completely ineffective as a wall, but at a lower cost."

[Northwestcoug]

Son, we live in a country that has laws, and those laws have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? MBN? BYU71? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for our party, and you curse Trump. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That a vote for Hillary, while tragic, probably saves lives. And my vote, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that voting booth, you need me in that booth. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent preventing something horrible. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sharpie, and make a vote for Hillary sign. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Beautiful. A little long for a signature, but it should be repeated again and again.

Vote Hillary! The least worst choice!

[PaloAltoCougar]

And by "just as effective" you mean "just as completely ineffective as a wall, but at a lower cost."

Of course. Whether a wall or a fence, putting a barrier along 15% of our nation's border should foil any evildoer's aim of entering the country illegally.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

Of course. Whether a wall or a fence, putting a barrier along 15% of our nation's border should foil any evildoer's aim of entering the country illegally.

I don't believe a wall is necessary partly because I don't believe immigration from the southern border is a problem.

But I also don't believe that such a wall is ineffective against illegal immigration and/or drug trafficking. Israel built a wall and it worked quite well for its purposes. It's not foolproof by any means, but it improved their security situation. That's why the Palestinians started launching rockets that were more likely to hit nothing than a person. They couldn't suicide bomb the Israelis at the same clip.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Trump makes his VP pick official.

Geez, can you imagine how Chris Christie feels right now? Sacrificed his integrity to be one of the first to get on the Trump train only to be ignored as a VP pick. lol. Serves him right.

[Maximus]

best news about pence is it decreases chances trump wins

[Jeff Lebowski]

Trump makes his VP pick official.

Geez, can you imagine how Chris Christie feels right now? Sacrificed his integrity to be one of the first to get on the Trump train only to be ignored as a VP pick. lol. Serves him right.

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, angrily refused to pick up Donald Trump’s dry cleaning during a tense encounter between the two men on Friday, campaign sources confirm.

The ugly scene unfolded at the billionaire’s offices in midtown Manhattan, shortly after Trump revealed that his Vice-Presidential pick would be Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.

According to Trump aides, Christie stomped into the presumptive Republican nominee’s office and hurled a dry-cleaning ticket onto his desk, telling Trump, “You can pick up your own damn dry cleaning.”

The New Jersey governor then stormed out, and has not been seen by Trump or his staffers since.

Trump’s press secretary, Hope Hicks, warned the media against making too much of the apparent rift between the billionaire and Christie. “In the long hours of a campaign, emotions can sometimes get a little raw,” she said. “We are confident that Governor Christie will pick up Mr. Trump’s dry cleaning going forward.”

Reached later by reporters, Governor Christie issued a brief statement: “Get away from me. Just get away from me, you bastards.”

http://www.newyorker.com/?p=3226920&...OTYxMTk4Mjc4S0

[BlueK]

best news about pence is it decreases chances trump wins

I hope that is true but I'd love to know your reasoning behind this thought. Please share.

[Maximus]

I hope that is true but I'd love to know your reasoning behind this thought. Please share.

now all the social issue shit pence has been hated for will be attached to trump.